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Immaculate Concepshit

1. The process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of shitting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. The experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the anal sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.

2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.
“I just spent 15 minutes making an immaculate concepshit that I swear was hanging there before I clipped it off. That was an easy cleanup!”
by AdamEntity October 4, 2013
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Usually used in text to tell someone they're going to kill their selves. Because Juice WRLD is dead, that means she's going to heaven.
"Hi girl" she sent to her friend. "I'm going to a Juice WRLD concert, just wanted to say bye. 💕"
by getschnapped August 5, 2020
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concernicus

To be concerned, but in a more adjective like way.
The creepy man from the office, makes me all concernicus...therefore, I try to leave the break room whenever he warps in.
by the reflex October 28, 2005
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Clonce

It is a cross breed between the words clapped and nonce.
That guy is such a clonce
by Tommyyyyyyyeavessssss October 2, 2019
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conceive

When you plug a cord into a wall and automatically order a baby on amazon. For some reason you can't choose two-day shipping. The baby usually arrives in 9 months.
Yo, I conceived last night! I gotta wait 9 months for my package!
by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019
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Doesn't Concern You

Donnie: What are you guys talking about?
Me: It doesn't concern you.
by PeterPanIsSexy April 20, 2012
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