The Cockodile Hunter

The Cockodile Hunter is not your typical gay male. His excitement level when he is meat gazing for COCK causes an excitement similar to when Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter seen a Croc.

Me: Hey Roger what's going on?

Roger: Oh nothing just out meat gazing

Me: Oh Ok

Roger: (Spots some street meet) Crikey! Look At The Size of That COCK !

Me: Well Roger if that's what you're in to.

My friend Roger who is gay is quite The Cockodile Hunter. When Roger spots COCK he can hardly contain himself.

by Back Door Bandit June 21, 2019

Crocodile tears

Fake or insincere expression or emotion that tries to convince others you give a fuck

“But these crocodile tears that the senator from Texas is crying for first responders are too hard for me to take.”

by Junior Senator January 25, 2019

The Crocodile

The crocodile is when a person puts their thumb, index finger and middle finger into a woman's cooter, while at the same time sliding their ring and pinky fingers into her pooper. It's basically the next generation of the shocker (two in the juice, one in the caboose)...but it adds a little more pleasure to the spocker. This method of pleasure is named the crocodile because once the fingers go their directions, the hand resembles a crocodile with it's gaping maw.

For some reason, I've been giving out a lot of crocodiles lately...guess all those shockers we gave out in the 90s really loosened things up for The Crocodile to proliferate

by 960xxx October 22, 2018

crocodiling

Speaking another language in front of another person who is speaking Esperanto

We were having a nice conversation in Esperanto, but then he started crocodiling me with rapid-fire Spanish.

by OtherScorpionfish August 16, 2018

The crocodile

When a guy gives oral to a woman while sitting on his face. When all you see is the eyes just like a crocodile in a lake.

Damn baby tonight I want you to sit on my face while I do the crocodile on you.

by DJ REK-1 June 17, 2018

crocodile slide

when u sit on a toilet backwards so that when the shit hits the dry plaster it wil leave a long "snail trail" which is a nice surprise for the next person to see

"hahaaha james just saw the crocodile slide i left for him in the toilet this morning"

by captain_stabbin May 3, 2004

Crocodile Hunter

The Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, learned a hard lesson. People belong in swimming pools.

The Crocodile Hunter cashed out.

by Overdrive September 4, 2006