A very stange... activity (it's not a
sport). All rowers are the most big-headed, egotistical, preppy rich-kid pricks on the face of the planet. They claim that their "
sport" requires more physical exertion than any other, when in
reality, the "sport" is very static... forward, then back... forward, then back. That's about it.
Rower: "Damn, I'
m so sore after crew practice that I can barely operate the clutch on my dad's Ferrari."
Football Player: "
Dude, you row a boat..."
Rower: "Jeez, my arms are so sore... I
hope I can still whack off to pictures of myself tonight..."
Wrestler: "
Dude, you row a goddamned boat! That's all you do! It requires little finesse other than the basic fundamentals! Good lord, you ROW A BOAT IN A STRAIGHT LINE!"