Crapasstinator

Noun: one who habitually puts off doing things by doing meaningless things instead. Also, crapastinator.

I'm a chronic crapasstinator.

by JWO68 February 5, 2020

Crapendium

A collection of crappy or inferior items; a compendium of things that suck.

Charles’ playlist of stupid songs is a veritable crapendium of the dumbest songs ever.

by EricaTortfeasor January 4, 2022

holy crapamoly

a phrase used when you mess up, but it's not really bad. just kinda sucks that you screwed up

person 1: where's your phone
person 2: holy crapamoly, i left in the bathroom
person 1: go get it dummy
person 2: okie, one sec

by morgmac3 November 16, 2016

crapinacanistan

A nation where the art of toiletcraft has yet to evolve beyond crapping in a can.

My friend's brother was just deployed to Crapinacanistan.

by Rafn April 25, 2005

Crapenter

A worker of wood with little or no natural skill or art and neither near association of technique nor constitution that could be considered conducive towards the production of acceptable carpentry.

Mark, why are you such a piss poor, ginger, botch job of a crapenter?

by zebraboy777 September 15, 2010

crapalanche

The collapse of a large collection or pile of a bunch of one's possessions (also referred to as one's "crap").

His stack of books, papers, nit-knacks, and other miscellaneous items fell in a crapalanche leaving his junk littered everywhere.

by Bill August 21, 2003

crapazoid

Someone or something that is crapazoid is one or all of three things:

1) really stupid

2) a waste of time

3) horrendously shitty (hence the crap part)

Stems from crap (duh) and the word zoid, which can be interpretated as spacing out or freaking out. Your pick.

"That girl's hair is crapazoid."

"That physics test was total crapazoid."

by queen.padme.amidala May 27, 2005