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Conservatard

A conservative whose politics are so traditionalist that they literally retard progress.
How the fuck can people be conservatarded! Don’t they know that making the present like the “good old days” is a fools cause.
by The first time November 11, 2022
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Democratic conservatism

Democratic conservatism is characterized by a set of values and beliefs that is distinct from liberalism such as an emphasis on small government, moralism, and individualism. In contrast to classical liberalism, conservatism emphasizes the rule of law, traditional social and moral standards, and respect for authority. It also holds that society should be regulated to preserve the traditional order. In the United States, Democratic conservatism is an ideology that is mostly associated with the Republican Party, though it has a history in the Democratic Party their views on foreign policy, social issues, and military affairs have been criticized. Modern Democratic conservatism believes that religion, civil rights, traditional family values, and free markets should be supported, but that government should be limited, and the federal government should be restructured to be more efficient. They hijacked the Republican Party after the 1990s and began to use the Republican Party to promote their ideology which was the opposition to liberal policies such as abortion, gun control, gay rights, and environmentalism. In other words, they are the Dixiecrats of the 21st century.
Democratic conservatism in the United States is the main reason why Republicans are accused of racism and homophobia.
by Doctor WTF November 15, 2022
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conserfs

Economically challenged citizens who support conservative causes, despite the fact that doing so is against their economic self-interest.
"Didja see all those conserfs at their 9/12 march?"
by smendler September 22, 2009
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coser

A contracted form of the word “cosplayer.” Someone whose hobby involves costuming as characters from anime, comic books, tv/film, literature, and other sources.
Katie is a dedicated DC coser… she has Harley, Poison Ivy, Catwoman, and Batgirl cosplays.
by AMHCosplays February 1, 2022
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Allcaps Conservative

A person of conservative political orientation who emphasizes their point of view in emails by using ALL CAPS, or a combination of lowercase and ALL CAPS.
Dude, I just got this note from a friend of mine who's an Allcaps Conservative:

Send this note to your Congressman and tell them YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THE SOCIALIST OBAMA'S PLAN FOR SOCIALIZED HEALTH CARE!
by Markvw59 January 20, 2010
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Born-Again Fiscal Conservative

When a politician abruptly becomes conscious about government spending and the national debt, often occuring after their political party becomes the minority, and thus has less government influence to pass legislation.
Several Republican members of the House of Representatives became born-again fiscal conservatives when Barack Obama became President, after years of wasterful spending.
by fwc83 July 16, 2009
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Law of conservation of hardness

Law of conservation of hardness says that when one man gets a hard-on, another man has to become soft.
"Foster was banging this hot chick the other day when I walked in on them. I was watching them going at it and was getting a hard-on and at that same moment foster saw me there with a boner a lost his boner. This is the Law of conservation of hardness at its best."
by PK001 March 4, 2008
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