Stewart Copeland

Drummer, composer, occasional songwriter and founding member of The Police, also arguably the best member. Known for his monstrous talent, good looks, quick wit, manic personality and encyclopedic knowledge for music, he is the amalgamation of everything that made the band great. He stood out, both figuratively and literally, not only for being the tallest and youngest member of the band, but also the only American. He brought his humorous shenanigans onscreen, drumming on various non-instrument objects (including a rocket at a space station), jumping off a ladder, operating a camera, and even performing in a cage surrounded by lions, among other things. Nowadays he can be found toying around with his eclectic, multicultural, extensive collection of instruments at his music studio lovably named the Sacred Grove. His childlike sense of curiosity and wonder has remained intact, and if anything he has become even more audacious than he was at the "height" of his career. He has seamlessly aged from a hyper young drummer to a crazy old man, essentially the musician equivalent of a crazy cat lady. You should go follow him on Instagram, he's seriously amazing. Needless to say he is incredible and I would love to meet him.

"Stewart Copeland is so crazy he's literally just like me fr"
"Stewart Copeland has 97 mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces"
"Stewart Copeland could hit me with a car and I'd thank him"

by Queen of Cringe June 16, 2023

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When urinating in the office bin and it splashes the side of the photocopier.

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the best friend group you ever did see
Members: Jordan, Jamison, Eads, Reid, Melissa, Meg, and Sydney

girl 1: Did you hear the carbon copies are having a party this weekend?

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A city with the most UNGRATEFUL residents alive, population is well off but not rich enough to move to Southlake

I live in Coppell so I must complain

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Copeland is the meanest person you will meet. He will manipulate you until you like him and then call you fat. U ignore it and get manipulated into telling him who u like. Then he calls u fat again. Then a cunt. Slut. Etc. Then he gets in trouble and tells the person I like him. Then impersonates a teacher and fights u thru text. u go to a teacher cuz he calls u nasty stuff, he ends up just getting u a detention.

Me-Hi teacher I need to show you this text.
Her-Ok I'll talk to him
Her-Ur getting a detention
*Copeland smiles

by doglover0813 November 22, 2019

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