condiment whore

This is someone who comes to the drive through window and asks for more of everything that is free, such as more plasticware, paper plates, ketchup, dipping sauces, salt, pepper, honey, butter, and anything else that is generally given out for free.

Crazed Asian Women: "I want more honey, plates, forks, spoons and napkins."
KFC Worker 1: "OK, but I don't know why you need all that, all you ordered was a small mash potatoes."
Crazed Asain Women: "Just give it to me"
KFC Worker 1 to KFC Worker 2: "Dude she was a condiment whore"

by sammgs July 24, 2007

anti-condimentalist

Someone who believes food tastes better plain and opposes using ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard or relish.

David Smith flat out refuses to try mayo on his turkey sandwich. He's such an anti-condimentalist!

by blemsickle March 1, 2011

continental™

While engaging in vaginal sex, you pull out your dick and procede to stick it in her ass and then back to the vagina. This is repeated as many times as necessary in order to receive the full effect of the continental™. The conclusion of the continental™ is preceded by the slogan, "Oh, what a lovely tea party."

"I gave that bitch the continental™."

by DEEZ February 26, 2004

continent

One of the principal land masses of Earth, including Africa, Antarctica, Asia, North America, Europe, Australia, and South America.

Earth consists of seven continents.

by Gfunk January 18, 2006

Contumely

A rude or insolent remark

That was quite contumely if you ask me.

by degastyne May 19, 2010

condimeat

Meat on Meat – i.e., what you put on your burger with when you’re not a rabbit and need more than mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise to sustain your hunger.

Karl: Yo Wilbur what kinda condimeats you got on that burger?
Wilbur: Aw man I'm loading it up with some salami, bacon, and pastrami.

by samelchaz September 28, 2018

Intra-continental ballistic football

A football that is launched from the arm of Brett Favre that travels from one continent to another.

Brett just threw an Intra-continental ballistic football from Green Bay to Afghanistan. Osama got hit in the junk.

by Ade Goudreau October 9, 2007