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continental™ 

While engaging in vaginal sex, you pull out your dick and procede to stick it in her ass and then back to the vagina. This is repeated as many times as necessary in order to receive the full effect of the continental™. The conclusion of the continental™ is preceded by the slogan, "Oh, what a lovely tea party."
continental™ by DEEZ February 26, 2004
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Continental Pakyu 

A curse (bad) word in Filipino language usually heard from the 'sosyal' type of people like Paris Hilton.

Discovered by Kuya Jobert.

It is somewhat the superlative form of the word "Pakyu" and is very effective if once said with a very hard and strong Filipino Accent.
girl: u so stupid, like DUH!
boy: Pakyu! go to you! Continental PAKYU! pukiney-iney mow! vagina floss.
Continental Pakyu by pakingshet October 28, 2013

Continental 

When a turd ceases to be a island in the toilet and becomes a continent; often completely filling the hopper.
I had so much PF Chang's last night that I just pinched a massive Continental.
Continental by tenesmus August 2, 2016

Continental Grip

Grip predominately used by gay male partners to simultaneously jack each other off with minimal fatigue.
Larry took hold of Gene's penis with a gentle, but unyielding continental grip as he gazed into his eyes.

Lincoln Continental 

1. A pimp/ette's vehicle, designed for the most comfortable fuck achievable. (I know..) First produced in 1938, 1956-60 the Mark II-V were released under solely the "Continental" name, in 1961 the Continental was completely redesigned from scratch. 60's models were often characterized by suicide doors, a design flaw that makes for an extremely sexy, deadly vehicle. The accelerator must be pressed with a pimp cane, and there are dual goblet holders for you & your hoe passenger's drinking pleasure.
1. "Oh, Sandy..I'm so glad we did it in the Continental!"

continental drift 

In which a person's boxer shorts fall down off of their waist completely while their jeans remain perfectly in place.
I was walking down the street one day when I experienced some amazing continental drift. I felt free.

Continental fuck you 

This type of curse is typically used for someone who's not accustomed at cursing, especially for well-off people who need to be able to curse someone in a classy and formal way.
"Did that car just cut me off ... ... Continental fuck you!"