someone who has knowledge in many aspects of life and can come up with a remark to keep a conversation going
GUY: i think that if it was anyone else that i would get sick of it but theres just something about you that i think we could legit talk forever
GIRL: i'm just such a witty conversationalist
GIRL: i'm just such a witty conversationalist
by jon doen July 26, 2010
Get the conversationalist mug.I used the restroom at a truckstop and somebody had written on the inside of the stall "Bush's head is so far up his ass that his sphinctor is wrapped around his neck and is cutting off oxygen to his brain". Underneath that I wrote "what brain?". This is an example of conversational graffitti.
by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008
Get the conversational graffitti mug.Law of conservation of hardness says that when one man gets a hard-on, another man has to become soft.
"Foster was banging this hot chick the other day when I walked in on them. I was watching them going at it and was getting a hard-on and at that same moment foster saw me there with a boner a lost his boner. This is the Law of conservation of hardness at its best."
by PK001 March 4, 2008
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by Drparty November 9, 2008
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An encounter between two people where one has been an incredible dumb ass and needs told about it.
The Conversation part is monologue and delivered by the individual explaining it to the dumb ass.
The Consternation part is when you, "The Dumb Ass" (silent donkey is also acceptable) realize that what the individual delivering the monologue is explaining to your dumb ass is completely correct.
An encounter between two people where one has been an incredible dumb ass and needs told about it.
The Conversation part is monologue and delivered by the individual explaining it to the dumb ass.
The Consternation part is when you, "The Dumb Ass" (silent donkey is also acceptable) realize that what the individual delivering the monologue is explaining to your dumb ass is completely correct.
I had to have this constervation with you because of your failure to realize not just how badly you screwed the pooch but that you didn't realize it at all, dumb ass!
epiphany doh well shit had to be done dumb ass helpful hint buy a clue
epiphany doh well shit had to be done dumb ass helpful hint buy a clue
by CTBear July 5, 2014
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Left wing politician #1: "Whoah that conservative lad sure knows how to plan sustainability of natural resources with economics.
Left wing politician #2: "Yeah, except they they're doing so without spiking taxes on unnecessary sectors of the economy like we do".
Conservationalist: "Damn straight."
Left wing politician #2: "Yeah, except they they're doing so without spiking taxes on unnecessary sectors of the economy like we do".
Conservationalist: "Damn straight."
by Crackoline March 12, 2015
Get the conservationalist mug.The Conservation Of Ass is an Iron Law of the video-game streaming universe, it is when a streamers skill is solely based on the amount of audio there microphone picks up. Such as, mouse clicks or the rapid spam of there keyboard so the louder the noises the worse that individual is at the specific game they are playing.
Jesse: This streamer i'm watching is so obnoxious, he's bad and his microphone picks up everything he does.
Mitchell: That streamer is a prime definition of the Conservation of Ass
Mitchell: That streamer is a prime definition of the Conservation of Ass
by Shmeat Your Maker May 23, 2018
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