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Shit Cannon

While trying to poop, pushing and straining. The turd gives way and litteraly fires into the bowl and lets loose the "dammed" crap that was pressurizing the "cannon ball" and splashing the bowl water all onto the butthole.
Sorry about this morning babe, I didn't realize i had a shit cannon building up.

"...and once that cork let loose, (flatulant sounds)! Shitjust kept coming! Like I broke the shit dam and shit went all over the seat! It was sick!"
"why are you telling me about your Shit Cannon during our lunch break?"
"'cause the soup your eating looks like what I left for the Mrs. to clean up.".
by Li Spatch June 12, 2010
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wow cannon

The act of filling the end of a straw or other tube with cocaine and blowing it up the nose of a sleeping victim, timing it with the inhale.
Jimmy passed out during the dubstep pillow fight, so we hit him with a wow cannon. Then he raged feathers.
by drtylilwhiteboy January 12, 2012
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Cannon Fairy

Braggart. Literal english translation of the Hokkien phrase "Tua Pao Sian".
Don't believe everything he said, that guy is a cannon fairy!
by eterna2 August 14, 2008
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Connor Makin

A "Connor Makin" is a rare type of specimen.
Connor Makin's are often found alone and sad in a council house.
Some people even say that he is the reason aliens don't visit us.
Large amounts of snow inhabit the head of the Connor Makin, Making them look disgusting and rank.
"Wow did you see that Connor Makin today"
"Fuck off you dirty bitch"
by diecenuts December 16, 2021
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Cum Cannonball

A small ball of cum that is reserved into the tip of a males penis and is launched into velocity during the post ejaculatory piss, similar to a cannon ball in a cannon.
After masturbating Chandler decided to let his Cum Cannonball harden and then later launched it into the sink while urinating.
by Memphis Man November 3, 2013
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cooter cannon

I couldn't even go down on Becky, her cooter cannon looked like it was ready to fire.
by Meat wallet March 19, 2015
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turd connoisseur

An expert judge in matters relating to the taste and texture of turds, usually a canine but sometimes a person.
A long time ago I had this toy poodle who was a total turd connoisseur, she would seek out turds wherever she could find them and she was lucky enough to be living with some fine cats who left her little brown love bombs in their cat box.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
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