Lucky Boys Confusion

LBC, man! One of the best band out there! I mean they're all like.. "I'm from Naperville, just like Dan the FREAKIN' MAN!"
And not to mention, they're incredible. They have so much talent that I want to explode.

It's Saturday night and the party's crawlin'
Did you hear the ringin'? It's the bottle callin'
Week after week this is where I'm endin' up...

So on and so forth.

LBC> You.

by Dan the FREAKIN' MAN! June 4, 2004

taxicab confessions

The ramblings of passengers, usually drunk, in the back of a taxi cab captured on the vehicle's surveilance camera.

Also the name of a popular documentary series on HBO.

Man, you were hella purved last night on the cab ride home. We should call the cab company and get a tape of your taxicab confessions.

by L-Boogie January 15, 2005

Shy Bitch Confusion

When you can't tell if someone is shy or is just a bitch.

Person 1 - "Look at her over in the corner all by herself with that smirk on."

Person 2 - "Dude, maybe she just has shy bitch confusion"

by SEA_0814 April 6, 2011

ATM confessional

When confronting the ATM machine and a prayer for forgiveness in the hopes there will be money for a night out or shoes. It's very Catholic.

" Shhhhh.. can't you tell she's at the ATM confessional this is a very private moment..."

Pleeeze...just 3 twenty's.....

by DaynaS May 28, 2008

jailhouse conversion

A sudden shift in belief systems (usually finding Jesus, but also Allah and probably every other Deity) after a period of incarceration. Usually a ploy for leniency with the legal system. Oddly, given the separation of church and state that we're supposed to have in this country, it does sometimes seem to have a positive effect when going to talk to the judge/parole board. Everyone from your local meth dealer to Manuel Noriega, Dictator of Panama have tried this one, making it one of the truly "oldest ones in the book".

typical jailhouse conversion:

Crack Dealer: Your Honor, I found Jesus in the Dade County Jail.

Judge: Big deal, this is Florida, every third guy in there is named Jesus....

by Madmann October 10, 2005

confustion

1. Confusion and frustration. 2. A heated situation amongst well meaning people due to a breakdown in communication. 3. A breakout of fury from cultural animosities leading to war. 4. An accident by a senile person.

1. Talks at the UN often lead to confustion. 2. He loved his wife but she confusted him all to much when talking politics. 3. The teacher was great because he was patient with even the the most confusted students.

by Anthony .A. Hedayat January 10, 2005

Confurious

A term dervied from the words 'Confused' and 'Furious'. When one is both confused and angry. Can refer to a state of frenzied confusion.

"Arrghh! This child proof bottle top is making me confurious!"

by Scoopy Pigeon December 30, 2008