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by AgentGOD February 2, 2004
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penis conduction

Something that usually happens in shop class.
Penis Conduction is like initiation or a dare, when you make an electrical circut using batteries and wires and complete the circuit using your penis. THis usually ends in what people like to call a feeling that feels like getting head, although this is unaccurate.
Mike: "Ok Jerry, put your dick in it."
Jerry: AHAAAA!!!!!
by Spade713 June 11, 2005
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bad conduct discharge

Ejaculate that leaks from your mistress's vagina after sex.
My army buddy just stared in disbelief at the bad conduct discharge that was lying on the bed - he had thought sex with the general's wife would cheer him up, but it was sex with her in the first place that led to his court martial.
by Puntmuffer October 23, 2018
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The Campus Connector

1. A bus on the University of Minnesota campus which brings students from both east and west bank to St.Paul campus and vice versa.
2. A sex position in which one girl sexually pleases three male University of Minnesota students at the same time: one from East bank vaginally, one from West bank anally, and one from St.Paul orally.
3. Name attributed to any girl who has participated in the sex position, the campus connector.
1. Guy 1: "How are you gonna get to class on time?"
Guy 2: "I'll just hop on the connector."

2.Guy 1: "Do you think I should go for her? She seems cute."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't. I heard some guys pulled the campus connector on her last week."

3.Guy 1:"Hey do you know if Rachel did anything while I was visting my family last week?"
Guy 2: "Rachel? Oh, you mean the campus connector."
by stryker94 December 5, 2012
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Lowell Connector

A type of facial hair growing from the side burns down along the jaw line and connecting to a mustache, but missing along the chin. This is named after the Lowell Connector a very annoying highway in Mass.
by FaceFullOfFist November 10, 2006
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cumductor

A processional leader of cum/spooge/spaff/jizz/mangoo/ball_juice
Man, that guy just played an awesome cumductor over her face!
by notovr November 23, 2016
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conduction

When heat or electricity is moving from place to another
"Omg Linda! You shocked me!!"

"It must have been conduction"
by Sexyass1415 January 17, 2017
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