Concert fever

The painful and intense urge to attend a concert. Basically the same as baby fever, except it's about concerts. Concert fever often starts by seeing pictures/videos of a concert, or hearing peers discuss a recent concert.

Friend 1: "Did you hear about the Of Mice and Men concert last night?! Someone went deaf from the speakers and some got trampled in the pit!"
Friend 2: "Stop, you're giving me concert fever!"

by snapcrackle PAP June 5, 2016

Bullshit Concert

( noun ) Display of foolishness and fuckery.

I can't believe anyone is buying into this. It is a total bullshit concert.

by HuggyHand January 1, 2012

pubic concert

A party of the pubes intlocking with your mate or sex partner.

-Alexander Biter RHS 2017

lets have a pubic concert Trent.

by amosc: dadddyyyy.alex November 16, 2017

concert masturbation

n. The act of a musician placing his hands inside his pants and stimulating his penis while playing a show. Most often occurs while the musician is either under the influence of drugs or facing boredom during a fellow band member's solo performance.

The lead singer of Green Day got away with concert masturbation last night. I'm just glad no one in the audience thought they could do the same thing.

by shootinshark February 28, 2009

converta-bitch

someone who thinks they are bad ass because their car is convertible, but who is really a big douche.

wow, i cant believe that converta-bitch just cut me off.

by syphek October 8, 2008

concert

a musical show, with people playing music

i went to a green day concert

by that's miss bitch to you September 25, 2005

concerto

A musical composition in three movements, with two sets of instruments, one larger than the other. Typically a concerto has a solo instrument play with an orchestra.

Examples of concertos are Bach's Italian Concerto in F major (for Harpsichord) and Elgar's Cello Concerto in E minor.

by carpo August 22, 2004