Communal Cheese

Communal cheese is cheese shared by all, chopped by a friend and eaten by another, or just plain sharing cheese with a stranger.

"Hey Patty, mind chopping this cheese up for me?" "Sure Bob, I know you love communal cheese!"

by Thequestionis Whoare You August 30, 2011

spontaneous human combustion

to suddenly, and with no apparent reason, burst into flames and within minutes become a human cinder. a.k.a. SHC

defoe was running so fast towards the opponents penalty area that he suddenly suffered an acute spontaneous human combustion

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

communal sucking

When your AP Physics class makes a 10.3 meter long straw and everyone takes part in sucking up the water.

If you want to be a team player, you must take part in communal sucking.

by Djuhc May 11, 2017

comd

Acronym for "Choke on my dick".

Ethan: You owe me 50 dollars.
Jimmy: comd u aint getting shit.

by thenoob261 December 28, 2007

Combustion

Combustion is a better, more accurate term for lit. Or alternatively that which is lit, cool or awesome.

“Your outfit is combustion”

by Annajaye November 12, 2022

Comfuse

Where a computer confuses the crap out of you at the start of its use, middle or (may lead to) end.

This term is not just used in direction to n00bs.

1. May occur when the computer has caught the seasonal cold.
Kay: Daimn! 1 virus detected? How do I get rid of it? Why is my computer using hard to understand technical language!

2. May also occur when you download an upgrade to software you use regually.
Kay: Awsome! The new msn! Ok, so i've got to.. why is everything SO DIFFERENT! >_<#

3. Also occurs when high level is obtained from a game and the computer tricks you into believing you have to do something, when you don't and therefore lose.
Kay: Whoo! level 26! Okay, this seems easy, just got t-
YOU LOSE.
Kay: Ugh, im going outside.. *so comfused*

by natalie sthoup August 3, 2010

combust

when you fart burp and cough then experience excruciating pain then explode and die

the reaction of looking at new Louis Tomlinsons pics

COMBUST

by lukes girlfriend December 6, 2013