colne

A town in LANCASHIRE! not YORKSHIRE! Get the facts right.

I'm from Colne and I don't live in Yorkshire.

by Lancashire Guy December 1, 2007

Colonel Sanders

The "Colonel Sanders" is when your girlfriend or wife gives you oral sex. You cum above her upper lip and make a mustache. Then you put a little on her chin, for the goatee.

There are a couple variations to this:

A "Colonel Sanders with a Pearl Tooth" is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little cum on her front tooth.

A "Colonel Sanders with a Monacle" is the above action and you put the last bit of cum in her eye.

He wanted to surprise his girlfriend so he gave her the Colonel Sanders last night.

by thecolonel-2010 October 14, 2010

luni coleone

rapper with some really good songs and a distinctive voice!

Luni Coleone's song All I Ever Wanted was pracitcally made to be crip-walked to

by Angelacia May 17, 2007

Colonel Chicken McFunpack

A person preferably a woman gives you deep throat and while in the act of you being balls deep in her esophagus, you bust a nut inside of her throat. When or while she tries to pull away grab her triceps and bend them backwards so that they resemble chicken wings. Dont let her onlodge the member which causes the girl to gag making her bock like a chicken or gobble like a turkey...EPIC

Chief: I think i just invented a new sex position
Guy: what is it called
Chief: Colonel Chicken Mcfunpack..you never know what it is till it happens
Guy: Whores these days

by Swagg2422 March 31, 2010

Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains

A kick ass band formed from 4 amazing men.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.

"DUDE I SAW C2B3 LIVE, THEY WERE SO FUCKING KICK ASS!"
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."

by Lindzko December 13, 2004

Colonel Angus

A comedy skit featured on the television show Saturday Night Live that gained notoriety due to its use of ribald word play. The skit, which aired live on February 22, 2003 in SNL's 28th season, featured the show's guest host Christopher Walken as the namesake Civil War hero Colonel Ennol Angus. Written by Tina Fey.

I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus. He rubs me the wrong way. Not sure why. Can't put my finger on it.

by Resedo August 6, 2009

Colemen

A boy who is very stubborn and hard headed, many people will tell rumors about him and make him seem bad, and not good relationship material, but once you get to know him he is completely opposite. He is tough on the outside and teddy bear on the inside. Is very sweet and nice, but if you get on his wrong side he will kick your ass.

Normally has big brown eyes and a beautiful smile.

"Damn, is that Colemen? Let me get at that!"

by YoMamma97 January 1, 2012