COCKDATIOUS

An adjective that describes something as dope and or bad-ass

Yo cuz o, that is one cockdatious shirt bro!!

by Hipsterkiller January 8, 2017

cocktioneer

One who specializes in the auctioning of cocks.

The cocktioneer took bids and the sale of the 7 1/4" cock was finalized

by KennyP06 February 26, 2017

Cocktapus

A type of plastic surgery where a man gets an octadick (8 dicks) so he can fuck 8 sexy bitches at once.

I'll fuck all y'all bitches with my cocktapuss tonight.

by 1V8liGER September 22, 2017

cockamous

A word yelled in complete frustration. Or to call someone out who is being a cock, or just super stupid.

"you fuckin' cockamous"
OR
"cockamous!"

by Get.Dat.Peach. April 19, 2018

cocktouring

The act of manscaping in order to make your manshaft look larger than it actually is.

I had to do some cocktouring before my date to really undress and impress.

by Riley_Goes_Rawrs December 9, 2017

Cocktimistic

Overestimating the size of one's penis.

Dave said it would shatter my ovaries, but he was being cocktimistic!

by dave_moodiesburn July 18, 2018

Cockicious

When your cock is so delicious that it gets cut off and served as a Chinese dish on New Year’s

I feel bad for Phil he was so cockicious that he got the Chinese CBT chop.

by FaffyEnderman April 21, 2020