cockstraw

a dirty, nasty, filthy man penis, that when thirsty for that manjuice; you suck it as if the penis was a straw.

Dibba: Dude Felicia was licking my balls, then she started sucking my cock.

Kris: Ya man, she drinks from that cockstraw mother fucker.

Mo: Hoo Rah.

by S. Jab. April 10, 2008

cockstorm

a situation that is so gay that it can only be surpassed in which it were to rain cocks

carl is a cockstorm.

by steveo999269 September 15, 2007

COCKSTRONAUT

One who sucks cock so hard that the cum explosion launches them into space. A cockstronaut may be male/female

She sucked my cock so hard I turned her into a cockstronaut.

by bosvark May 13, 2011

cocktard

adj.
a word to describe someone being or acting like a deformed cock. Imagine a retards penis where all the retardness was in his cock. Then take the cock itself and see the twisted contorted mutant manifestation of it.

hey wow you seem like a cocktard

by Visual Agnosia September 15, 2003

cockstand

This is what happens to adolescent boys when they sit around doing nothing.

A cockstand is an erection that happens throughout puberty due to the large amounts of androgens floating around the teenager's body. A cockstand can only be remedied by masturbation.

During English class, Missy notices Stephen has what it seems like a hard object sticking up on the frontal section of his pants. Fraught with curiosity Missy asks:
Missy: What's that sticking up on Stephen's pants?
Derrick: He's got a cockstand Missy. (The whole class laughs).

by Lorindel February 6, 2010

cocktarded

1. An act of complete and total idiocy, committed by someone who has been forewarned about the lameness of the act about to be committed.

2. Describes one who repeatedly does the same foolish act repeatedly with self-deprecating results.

Chaz: Mike's been wearing that Slayer shirt for like a week, he fucking stinks.

Nate: I know, I told his ass.

Chaz: He's cocktarded dude.

Nate: I know, right.

by {pole} July 3, 2008

Cockstacking

A fun game in which you have a group of men from largest to smallest sit on each others lap having their erect penis inserted into the next gentleman's rectum with the largest person being on the bottom so that he acts like the base of a tree. From there the next largest gentleman would sit on the lap of the "base" with the base's erect penis in the rectum of the next largest so that he is locked in place. This act will continue until the smallest person climbs to the top like the star on a Christmas tree.

Hey guys I have a great idea! Let's do some cockstacking and see how high we get!

by Surfnpuff August 27, 2011