cocksack

Noun: A person who is a flaming faggot. An asshole, a gay mother fucker!

Jake Lynch is a cocksack because he's a flaming faggot

by ANONYMOUS November 17, 2006

cocksack

a pretentious asshole who believes the people "beneath" them are the problems with the world when they themselves are in fact are the worst scum of the days

that cocksack needs to be beaten horrifically until he/she gets a taste of reality

by Bug Eatin Steve October 3, 2010

Cocksmacking

Cocksmacking is another word to mean gay sex.

Jerry is probably busy cocksmacking with some other guy.

by iminabox July 21, 2008

COCKSANDWICH

The act of placing a cock in between two slices of bread (whole wheat or potato, your choice) with any condiments (usually preferred mayonase or mustard) slathering them gently together to create a sandwich of cock, thus cocksandwich, after creating said cocksandwich, violently shove into the partners mouth while defacating on their chest and reaching a climax.

Dude I totally cocksandwiched sally she cried all the way home... I laughed.

by FLACE February 24, 2010

Maximum Cockupancy

The maximum number of men that a woman is willing to date or to have sexual relations with at the same time.

You should reach out to Katie, she's only seeing 3 guys, and she has a maximum cockupancy of 6.

by Dick Fucking Diggler July 31, 2020

cocksman's lament

whole lot of labor and frustration for a teaspoon of funk!!

cleaning himself up, jack was doing the cocksman's lament

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

cockwank

This word (noun) is used to descibe a situation where something goes wrong.

(Upon breaking one's neck) "Oh cockwank"

by JoeW May 17, 2006