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Lady Cockblock

Any woman who prevents a man from scoring sexually.
by adonk September 2, 2012
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Spaghetti Cockblock

When you lose your interest in sex after eating a significant amount of pasta; you're too full to perform.
Sid and Nancy were sexting each other all day, but after Nancy hoarked down a trough of fettuccine alfredo, Sid once again fell victim to the dreaded spaghetti cockblock.
by Globaloney September 13, 2016
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Parental cockblock

For younger people in a relationship, young meaning 18-23. When either your parent(s) or your partner's parent(s) successfully cockblock your chances of getting laid. A wingman is unable to prevent the cockblocking because of the intimate time alone with you and your partner. Phone calls, texts, or interruptions are the most common nuances of a parental cockblock.

For people older than 23, are you seriously dependent on your parents to allow a parental cockblock? Wow, your life sucks!
Boy Baby i want youstarts kissing
Girl I want you toohot and heavy kissing
Girl's phone rings with obnoxiously loud tone, text from dad
Girl: Baby, my dad says you gotta leave in a minute
Boy: Ok, i'll leave in 5 minutes
Girl's phone rings again loudly, obnoxious tone again.
Girl: My dad wants you out now baby, i'm sorry
Boy: Damn parental cockblock
Shouts upstairs
That's a bitch move homie, bitch move!
by djhiphopisdead June 19, 2010
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cockblock

what harry potter does on the regular to ron and hermione, literally almost everyday
whooaa did you see that cockblock the other day?

yeah i can't believe harry put his arm around hermione like that, ron was totally about to make a move
by ashsal June 28, 2011
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cocksack

the sack that surrounds the male testicles, or testees, for short.

The cocksack has different names, such as nutsack, sperm pouch, the nut hut, creamery, cum cache, scrotee, or ol' scrote.
When Jimmy didnt have enough money for the tranvestite he picked up on the street (s)he performed the patented tenessee testicle tickler on him. He wont be able to use his cocksack for weeks.

Husband: Hi, honey, how was your uneventful day watching soap operas while I slaved away at work to pay the bills?
Wife: Not bad, that whore you think I dont know about called saying she couldnt make it tonight and little Johnny ruptured his cocksack when he stuck it in the neighbor's fence again.

Husband: Well what can I say? Like father, like son.
by Skidmark McGee January 7, 2011
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cockblockers

people who interfere with a person's ability to get laid.
can be used for women and men.
Why are these whores being such cockblockers! I saw him first!
by twouptwodown December 21, 2008
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Catie Cockblock

(n.) That one person in your life that always seems to keep you from scoring.

(n.)The hypothetical person that keeps your pants on whether you want them there or not.
Guy: Dude, there she is. That girl is fine.

Friend:check it out, her fat friend came too.

Guy: Dammit, who invited catie cockblock?
by Simpleworks March 30, 2010
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