cocksocket

another word for the female sexual organ

so im driving her cocksocket hard and...

by Phoenix March 27, 2005

Cockshackled

1. Verb- to be absolutely drunk

2. Similiar to drunk, shitfaced or pissed. Not as drunk as Pussywipped but drunker than tipsy and squiffy.

1. Alex was completely cockshackled after the three pints and five yager bombs

2. I'm telling you, Sandra, I was absolutely cockshackled last night; off my face on the alcohol.

by JonathanCowenXX August 7, 2018

cocksackie disease

Disease of the throat and mouth caused by vigorous and excessive blowjobs

Jane is a bit under the weather, she has a mild case of Cocksackie disease

by jasante2 January 2, 2018

cocksoaker

A derogatory use of the word soaking which is to place ones penis in a vagina and not move in and out.

Toby is being a complete cocksoaker, and that's sad.

by Shanimal, Jake and Evil August 9, 2007

cockstalk

This is what is said when someone becomes obsessed with a male because of the prospect of his having a large penis.

"Just because he's a super hotty doesn't mean you have to cockstalk him...."

by J.R. Fralick December 2, 2007

CockSmocker

A CockSmocker is what you would refer to a friend of yours, who always has gross and stale sheets, towels, socks, lying around his room because he keeps jerking off into the smocks.

John: "yo Damien, why are all ya damn socks stiff???"
Gary: "its cuz he's a fucking cocksmocker, that's gross dude..."
Damien: "who are you guys? how'd you get into my house?!?!? HONEY HIDE THE KIDS!"
John: "you can hide them but you won't stop us damien" *pulls out gun*

*shots heard in the distance, muffled screaming*

Gary: "you kill the bitch and i'll bring the van 'round back"
John: "got it, why are we keeping the kids alive tho?"
Gary: "their grandparents are rich john, they'll do anything to get them back, including giving us all their retirement money"
John: "so why'd we kill Damien?"
Gary: "to show gran-gran that we're legit"

by Craig the crack head September 11, 2019

Cockshock

Similar to the aftershock of an earthquake, cockshock is the aftershock one experiences from either giving or receiving the cock. Cockshock most often occurs the day proceeding intercourse and acts as a chilling flashback of events experienced during the intercourse.

The cockshock Mary experienced was almost too much to bear, if only she had consumed more alcoholic beverages to erase the memories completely.

by Stella Cason December 29, 2016