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CockRocket

Not a compliment. A cock rocket is a person who has risen through the ranks of the asschiefs and has earned the title of "Cock >.>". The "Rocket" part comes in when the dirty hobnocker starts firing shit off from his or her mouth(s) like they are better than you. Jabberjaw much?
Guy: Aww fuck, rejected again...Today isnt my day.
Some Random Fuckface: HA! i bagged three bitches this week and nailed two of them, but hey thats just me.
Guy: As if, everyone knows u got aids and a limp dick you COCKROCKET!
by RaffleWaffle April 22, 2009
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Cock Pocket

1. Slang for Vagina

2. Game involving removing your penis from your pants at a club or bar and placing it in someones pocket. The winner is the one who can cock pocket the longest before the pocket owner notices.
1. I want to need to get some cock pocket soon, I'm dry as fuck.

2. This club sucks, but luckily everyones wearing loose trousers so we can have a round of cock pocket.
by Muzza2k March 21, 2010
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cockrocker

Humorous insult.
Best used towards very camp, yet heterosexual men.
Shut up cockrocker
by spencer February 1, 2003
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COCKPOCK

A day f'd up from the start
Stepped on a turd getting the mail in the morning and knew it was going to be a cockpock day
by solstadwest September 21, 2018
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cockjockey

"That cock runs fast when he has a good cock jockey riding him"
by Truckle August 24, 2003
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cockrocker

someone who tries to get off someones dick, but cannot do to the depth it has gone up their ass
by siege October 12, 2003
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y-front cock pocket jock rockets

A disgusting type of underpant when worn upon a young man that could be characterised by their seamy beige colour and (in most cases) exceedingly optimistic pocket for storing manhood snugly. They sit low on the hips and are in much the same fashion as a short, and are unfortunately very prone to showing the slightest skidmark, nay the barest touching of cloth by the turtle's head, in glaring, nauseating contrast.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.
That doopyloopy fucking stayed the night at my house, and jocked it in my bed next to me wearing nothing but his horrible y-front cock pocket jock rockets!
by becy May 3, 2005
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