cockernet

Like the titernet, but:

The internet as seen by a (gay) guy with some time alone.

Saturday night I have by myself, so I generally porn about on the cockernet.

by Ashley Sykes March 18, 2008

Mad Cocker

The name given to a man who carried out a series of attacks in Sheffield, England in the summer of 1988. These attacks involved him going door to door in residential areas throughout the city with a male chicken hidden discretely under his coat. Upon finding an unlocked door, he would forcefully thrust the "Mad Cock" on his victims on the other side of the door. Such attacks were marked with a card thrown into the fray with the words inscribed: "You've been Cocked by the Mad Cocker".

After my aunt was cocked by the Mad Cocker, she had to spend 6 weeks in nuthouse receiving daily electroshock therapy. She's still never fully recovered.

by son_of_mad_cocker July 6, 2008

shirt-cocker

A man who wears only a shirt at a nude beach.

The beach wandering shirt-cocker enjoyed tanning his buns while keeping the sun off his back.

by Uncle Mit September 7, 2009

cocker mocker

One who mocks the cock by the dock :(

Sarah: Your cock is not poggers

Octavian: Sorry but why at the dock babe :(
Sarah: You brought the cocker mocker wrath on yourself

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

Twin cocked

1. When a person has been penetrated by two males.
2. A term used, normally used in first person shooters, when 2 players on the same team dominate the game.

1. My buddy and I just twin cocked that girl.
2. My buddy and I just twin cocked your entire team!

by lilhoss2130 January 21, 2010

share-cocker

A woman out of a group of at least two women simultaneously sexually involved with the same guy

She said she knew about the other women
So she's ok with being a share-cocker?

by Henry Mosely May 31, 2011

Josh Cocker Valu

Fastest Tongan Alive

E.g Faleasiiu fancies himself as a bit of a Josh Cocker Valu but hes really more of a Paltridge

by GinderBlock March 4, 2012