cockdonkey

A gay man who is always on the bottom and loves receiving anal sex.

See that kid over there, he looks like a real cockdonkey.

by ILovetheThundercats February 28, 2009

cockgoggle

An insult that hints that the insultee is in dire need, of some goggles for his cock.

Shut the hell up you cockgoggle.

by Bob January 12, 2004

cockmonger

see I.D. Associates (Edmonton)

Man, can you believe we actually worked for those cockmongers? I can't.

by Horatio Alger July 14, 2003

cockmonger

1. To horde cock for one's self

Logan is a cockmonger.

by Nate AKA Jesus November 10, 2008

Cockfondler

Someone who suddenly causes large amounts of pain

The clumsy cockfondler dropped his hammer off the roof and broke his son’s nose.

by JackalopeKN October 1, 2019

Cockmonger

Cockmonger, the Bold and Bulging.. A Hero that gets all the pussy you don't get, of course he lived in the medieval ages. He kills those who call him Cockmonger, the only thing that pins him to that name is his Mushroom shaped Helmet, and a huge wang. He will blister your asshole if you even look at him wrong.

Random Peasant1: Hey look who it is!
Random Peasant2: Oi, its Cockmonge--
*Cockmonger hurls his sword into Peasant#2's throat, blood gushing everwhere*
Cockmonger in low-voice: Mah name's not Cockmonger. Though I am Bold and Bulging.

by Hidden Lizard January 5, 2011

cockmonger

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

(1)ex.-She has all the STD's; she is a cockmonger
(2,3)ex- Shut up, cockmonger!

by the king July 28, 2003