an extended chair attached to the hood of a vehicle, the driver then proceeds to apply the gas and breaks at different intervals resulting in mass amounts of fun.
by Dr. Von Popenstein November 7, 2004
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Society's definition of the roller coaster is that it is a form of mass-transit system for small- and medium-sized cities. In principle, it is similar to a bus or monorail, in that passengers pay a small fee to board and be transported elsewhere. With roller coasters, however, passengers are also sent through double-backwards corkscrews, 85-degree death drops, underground tunnel plunges, and triple-twistback loop-the-loops, often at speeds of over 100 miles an hour and with G-forces approaching space shuttle launch (or crash) levels. Many cities are reconsidering the installation of coasters, due to the number of heart attacks, pregnant woman injuries, and scalding-hot-coffee-spill disfigurations, but they're just pussing out.
Roller coasters are also located in theme parks like Disneyland, Six Flags over Somewhere Really Flat and Boring, Fantazyland, Disneyland 2, Duff Gardens, Vekomaland, and Grue Park. The majority of them are made out of steel, and given names like "Smegma" or "Mind Eraser" or "Deathmachine" or "That thing over there". People love to ride them, for the simple reason that prostitution was made illegal. They tend to generate long lines and vomit.
Society's definition of the roller coaster is that it is a form of mass-transit system for small- and medium-sized cities. In principle, it is similar to a bus or monorail, in that passengers pay a small fee to board and be transported elsewhere. With roller coasters, however, passengers are also sent through double-backwards corkscrews, 85-degree death drops, underground tunnel plunges, and triple-twistback loop-the-loops, often at speeds of over 100 miles an hour and with G-forces approaching space shuttle launch (or crash) levels. Many cities are reconsidering the installation of coasters, due to the number of heart attacks, pregnant woman injuries, and scalding-hot-coffee-spill disfigurations, but they're just pussing out.
Roller coasters are also located in theme parks like Disneyland, Six Flags over Somewhere Really Flat and Boring, Fantazyland, Disneyland 2, Duff Gardens, Vekomaland, and Grue Park. The majority of them are made out of steel, and given names like "Smegma" or "Mind Eraser" or "Deathmachine" or "That thing over there". People love to ride them, for the simple reason that prostitution was made illegal. They tend to generate long lines and vomit.
by kodiac1 July 8, 2006
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Coulter's Snatch:
We’re involved in a cultural war
The country’s torn apart like never before
And try as I might, I see no end in sight
I search my soul and I roam my heart
And when enlightened know the place to start
Compassion, forgiveness and communication
That would take a bigger person than me
I’m the first to admit it you see
So you ask me what I think
I think Ann Coulter’s got a cunt that stinks
Let’s engage her in debate, let’s make her deny it
Chat on Meet the Press, announce it on Fox
Ann Coulter’s got one stinky box
It wouldn’t take much to get the country to buy it
I used to be disgusted, now I’m pissed
I’m ashamed that it’s come to this
Rush Limbaugh likes to suck pig dick
swine penis for Rush will do the trick
Everybody knows Rumsfeld forces sex with tots
God bless the First Amendment, I’d be sued for libel
George W Bush masturbates to the bible
And Condoleezza likes eating pussy a lot
There are some douches that’ll never fail ya
Lest they come up against Ann’s genitalia
You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
You’ve met your match
I admit I get a kick out of talking
‘Bout Coulter’s snatch.
You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
I’ll end the fight
Every time you be looking at Ann you’re thinking
“Something don’t smell right”
We’re involved in a cultural war
The country’s torn apart like never before
And try as I might, I see no end in sight
I search my soul and I roam my heart
And when enlightened know the place to start
Compassion, forgiveness and communication
That would take a bigger person than me
I’m the first to admit it you see
So you ask me what I think
I think Ann Coulter’s got a cunt that stinks
Let’s engage her in debate, let’s make her deny it
Chat on Meet the Press, announce it on Fox
Ann Coulter’s got one stinky box
It wouldn’t take much to get the country to buy it
I used to be disgusted, now I’m pissed
I’m ashamed that it’s come to this
Rush Limbaugh likes to suck pig dick
swine penis for Rush will do the trick
Everybody knows Rumsfeld forces sex with tots
God bless the First Amendment, I’d be sued for libel
George W Bush masturbates to the bible
And Condoleezza likes eating pussy a lot
There are some douches that’ll never fail ya
Lest they come up against Ann’s genitalia
You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
You’ve met your match
I admit I get a kick out of talking
‘Bout Coulter’s snatch.
You take the low road, I’ll take the lower road
I’ll end the fight
Every time you be looking at Ann you’re thinking
“Something don’t smell right”
by sdkskdfdg February 3, 2009
Get the Anne Coulter mug.An STD one acquires from having sex with an extremely conservative woman. The first symptom is erectile dysfunction, followed by the extreme desire to impose conservative beliefs on everybody else. The only known cure is to have sex with a gay satanist.
Girl: You cheated on me with that conservative bitch next door, and now I'm pregnant. Guess I should go and get an abortion before I leave you.
Guy: No! I refuse! Abortions are the unholy work of the liberals!
Girl: I think you need to see a doctor.
Doctor: Well, there's no doubt about it. Your boyfriend has Ann Coulter Disease.
Girl: Is he going to be okay?
Doctor: Go find a gay satanist for him to have sex with, and he'll be just fine. Now let's get you an abortion.
Guy: No! I refuse! Abortions are the unholy work of the liberals!
Girl: I think you need to see a doctor.
Doctor: Well, there's no doubt about it. Your boyfriend has Ann Coulter Disease.
Girl: Is he going to be okay?
Doctor: Go find a gay satanist for him to have sex with, and he'll be just fine. Now let's get you an abortion.
by the dirty liberal June 15, 2009
Get the Ann Coulter Disease mug.Any disc recieved from America Online that contains its product. Since using the programs represents a net inefficiency for your time, it is better to use them as coasters that you can set your drinks on, lest you damage a wood or other valuable surface.
I got so many AOL 9.0 coasters last month, I glued them to my ceiling and now it's shiny, disco-style.
by Zalis April 4, 2005
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The Coultergeist invaded my television late last nite, that monster tried to brainwash me and force me over to the darkside.
by Sarah Failin January 16, 2009
Get the Coultergeist mug.She has all the charm of a rattlesnake. She has all the compassion of a New York City subway mugger. She has the evil intelligence of Eva Braun. She has the diction of a recovering alcoholic. The manners of a twitchy recovering drug addict. She uses her anorexic sex-appeal to charm Neanderthal men (and some women) into believing her outrageous lies and falsehoods. (The real question is does she lie or just not know?)
Anne Coulter is like the boorish relative that you hope doesn't show up to the family reunion. Anne Coulter is like the car crash that you saw on the high way that you hated to see, but looked at anyway.
Anne Coulter is a symptom of what is wrong with this country and the so called 'Main Stream Media'. Filled with postulating hypocrites blowing their opinions rather then the facts acting like the flame that draws the moth in closer and closer.
America is not served by having Anne Coulter and her genre of deficient 'intellectuals' flaunting their lack of knowledge from venues as banal as Fox News. Her grasp of history is extremely weak. Her writings are filled with biased and wildly inaccurate tangents that make her the darling of the right who push their brand of 'reality' onto the unsuspecting public for their own gain.
She is part of what people that still think call 'the Right Wing Echo Chamber'...
Anne Coulter is like the boorish relative that you hope doesn't show up to the family reunion. Anne Coulter is like the car crash that you saw on the high way that you hated to see, but looked at anyway.
Anne Coulter is a symptom of what is wrong with this country and the so called 'Main Stream Media'. Filled with postulating hypocrites blowing their opinions rather then the facts acting like the flame that draws the moth in closer and closer.
America is not served by having Anne Coulter and her genre of deficient 'intellectuals' flaunting their lack of knowledge from venues as banal as Fox News. Her grasp of history is extremely weak. Her writings are filled with biased and wildly inaccurate tangents that make her the darling of the right who push their brand of 'reality' onto the unsuspecting public for their own gain.
She is part of what people that still think call 'the Right Wing Echo Chamber'...
No, Anne, Canada did not send troops to Vietnam. The reason why Anne hasn't gotten back to the Canadian journalist is because Anne Coulter exists in a venal world dancing to her masters tune and she doesn't have to admit that she is wrong. Such asmissions would easily fill their own rather large book. Sure to be a best seller to all thinking beings in the once great nation known as 'The United States'. Other examples are far to numerous to list here...
by gonzoid March 28, 2005
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