clue by four

Used primarily by people in the tech support field, it refers to the desire to hit a stupid user over the head with a board, in the hopes that their brain will actually work properly.

The boss says he broke his 'coffee cup holder' again...would someone fetch me a clue by four?

by Evil Timmy February 18, 2004

Jigaboo Clues

Subliminal clues that you try to notice from unsuspecting individuals at a party or social gathering after you make a statement that includes an intentional racial slur. The point of doing this is to judge the reaction of your peers to find out if its acceptable to use these slurs at free will and not have the fear of offending anyone.

Josh: Alex, can i say nigger here?
Alex: I dont know, find some jigaboo Clues..
Josh: (to everyone at the party) Man!! Ben Wallace is a bigg nigg!!!
Person From The Party: "YEAAAAA.. THAT NIGGA'S HUGE"
Person From The Party 2: "THATS A GIANT NIGGA FO SHO!!"
Josh: Cool, we're safe.
Alex: Ok, thanks for checking. I owe ya one, i almost forgot to check."
Josh: No problem, Nigga!

by partysafetyfirst February 5, 2009

Pull The Chute

To backout, drop out of or give up on something.

Derived from the use of parachutes in sky diving. The diver "pulls the chute" on the dive at a certain point where he/she deems safe.

"Bob 'pulled the chute' on class again." This translates to the following:

Bob skipped class again.

In conversation:
Mike: "Where's Bob?"
Tony: "He pulled the chute again."

Short forms:

Pulled, chute, or simply: P.T.C.

by BJLOVE{bob} March 10, 2004

dj clue

A DJ from New York. DJ clue was born in Jamaica, Queens and began mixing tapes. He has been fucking up songs by putting all the information about the song in a reverb voice and needlessly putting "Desert Storm!" and "New shit from DMX/Ja Rule/LL Cool J/ Jadakiss/etc". His "remixes" are what you almost always get in p2p

Ruff Ryders: World War III
"yeah. The world Famous. DJ Clue. Desert Storm. The great ones. Part three. Fuck'em all. I'm gonna get rest in peace. MN timberwolves. Rest in peace dog.(20 second pause---->) Y'all know how we do. Strictly new shit. You know run this. Kna'mean? Act like you want it. NEW SHIT! Ruff Ryders! Snoop Dog! Jadakiss! Scarface! Yung One!

Start the song already! 55 seconds of bull-shit so I can hear him scream Desert Storm at the worst possible moment? God wants humanity to suffer!

by Gubgubkolkol December 24, 2008

clueless

a) not understanding, no clue
b) greatest chick flick ever made starring alicia silverstone

Like, D'oh, Im totally clueless when it comes to physics
watever! I just rented clueless

by Pheebs October 22, 2003

clue

A synonym for an erection.

"My clue was so huge, I almost spewed clue-goo all over Joe."

by Robert Dorn October 13, 2006

Chutes and Ladders

A three way oral sex game where one guy picks up a chick standing up so he can eat her out while the female bends backwards to give a blow job to the other dude who is also standing up to recreate a shoot or ladder. The sex position changes from a ladder to a shoot, or vice versa, when the guys reverse roles.

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to play some Chutes and Ladders?"
Girl: "OMG YES!!! I love that game."
Guy 2: "I bet you do... I'm in."

by Milton Wants Sex Bradley March 13, 2009