Use it as the main bros before hoes rule...
When someone says: bros before hoes, you correct them and say, "no!, Its bros before hoes unless theres no clothes" and I'm getting laid tonight!"
When someone says: bros before hoes, you correct them and say, "no!, Its bros before hoes unless theres no clothes" and I'm getting laid tonight!"
by Bobby321 November 1, 2008
Get the Bros before hoes unless theres no clothes mug.An old southern or country term for bed sheets or linens, e.g., sheets, pillow cases, etc. Even most southerners do not know the term anymore. Not to be confused with pajamas. Not clothes a person wears to bed, but instead clothes that your bed wears.
My girlfriend was bitching at me today because I haven't changed the bed clothes in 3 months and we have sex in there like 5 times a week.
by Magnus von Slaughterhausen February 25, 2010
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When someone charges at you, arm straight out to their side, and knocks you straight across the head. Can easily knock someone unconsciouss.
by Steagles April 9, 2006
Get the Clothesline mug.When you really cannot be bothered to tidy the clothes from your bedroom floor, so you use your foot to 'plough' them into a little pile. Very useful if you need to get to the door/bed/wardrobe, and you need to make clothes-free routes!
A method very popular with students the world over.
A method very popular with students the world over.
Housemate 1: I can't even get into my bedroom. There are too many clothes on the floor!
Housemate 2: Mate, you totes need to Clothes-Plough!
Housemate 3: Plough dems clothes!
Housemate 2: Mate, you totes need to Clothes-Plough!
Housemate 3: Plough dems clothes!
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Get the Clothes mug.Clothes that can be described by one or more of the following examples:
1) Only putting on the most necessary clothes when going for a ride in the car. For instance when you are going to 7-Eleven to fill up the car with petrol etc. And then right back home again.
2) Clothes that you haven't mirrored yourself in.
3) Sweats/sunday clothes.
1) Only putting on the most necessary clothes when going for a ride in the car. For instance when you are going to 7-Eleven to fill up the car with petrol etc. And then right back home again.
2) Clothes that you haven't mirrored yourself in.
3) Sweats/sunday clothes.
Plausible examples, in everyday conversations, were the expression could be used:
1) "Honey, will you please go and fill up the car, it's almost running on empty!". "Sure hun', let me just get on some car clothes".
2) "Wow man, have you looked yourself in the mirror before going out today? You look like shit!". "No need my man, these are just my car clothes".
3) "Ahh, another Sunday in my favourite car clothes".
1) "Honey, will you please go and fill up the car, it's almost running on empty!". "Sure hun', let me just get on some car clothes".
2) "Wow man, have you looked yourself in the mirror before going out today? You look like shit!". "No need my man, these are just my car clothes".
3) "Ahh, another Sunday in my favourite car clothes".
by PhilipSkovgaard April 1, 2009
Get the car clothes mug.an outfit which is put on immediately upon returning home, consisting of a t-shirt worn inside out and backwards and gym shorts also worn inside out. during the winter the t-shirt maybe swapped out for a ripped inside out flannel shirt. this outfit is never washed and worn the entire year and only changed on christmas.
timmy - bro, do you wear the same thing everyday? cause its starting to smell.
paul - ahh, ya know? i only wear this at home, so it doesnt get dirty, they're my christmas clothes
timmy - i cant believe it only july and i have to smell those clothes for another six months
paul - shut up douchebag, go smoke some pot
paul - ahh, ya know? i only wear this at home, so it doesnt get dirty, they're my christmas clothes
timmy - i cant believe it only july and i have to smell those clothes for another six months
paul - shut up douchebag, go smoke some pot
by sMac1 February 27, 2011
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