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clock the spook

Drag slang: To recognize the person you are looking at is in fact a drag queen, and not a biological woman.
(At a drag show)
RJ: Where is Wally?
Marshawn: He just walked by.
RJ: I did not clock the spook.
by Bennit Glass April 8, 2015
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Guyological Clock

The progression or time period between puberty to permanent bacherlorhood marking a man’s marriageability.
John is only 42 years old and I want to fix you up with him before his guyological clock expires and he becomes a permanent bachelor!
by Paige F. Enimore April 21, 2010
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Shot Clock

A dating concept referring to the unofficial amount of time an individual (typically a man) has to admit any feelings possessed for someone (a female) he is romantically or sexually interested in. Once the "shot clock" runs out, the person typically loses interest and the opportunity to get with them is lost altogether.
The shot clock is ticking, he's about to miss out.

Why is he waiting so long to shoot his shot? His clock is about to run out, I'm tired of waiting.

If John doesn't shoot his shot, I'm gonna ghost him and see if Sam wants to shoot his shot.
by BigDaddyDefinitions May 5, 2020
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Pi O'Clock

The time 3:14. Can be AM or PM. Also, Pi Time.
Guy 1: "Hey, what time do you want to go to the bar?"
Guy 2: "I have class until 3. Let's go at Pi O'Clock."

Pizza Place: "Your pizza should be ready to pick up at Pi O'Clock. Thanks!"
by Krish the Fish March 16, 2010
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drunk o'clock

the time at which someone is noticeably drunk, especially when it is not at a generally accepted time to be drunk.
"I called Bill at about 2 pm, and he was already slurring his words. Apparently, it's already half past drunk o'clock for him."
by The LJ-rizzle March 23, 2009
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on the clock shit

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.
"Thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?"

"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!
by jamminspacey January 24, 2010
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around the clock

at all times. Existing or occurring without interruption or end.
Employee: I need a break.

Boss: No no no break now at all we have tons of work still!

Employee: Come on, I have been working around the clock! I deserve a break!
by vampfreak April 10, 2010
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