cliterature

nother word for vagina monologues or any women's literary movement.

Laura T: you going to the cliterature performance art show tonight?
Claire Y: damn straight! gonna twiddle my cooch there.

by mertt & jerden January 13, 2009

Critler

The act of scoring a critical hit upon Hitler using a bomb.

In times of extreme bowel urgency one might find a pressing need to "critler" and relieve the pressure that comes before critting Hitler. One word can express this urgency accurately.

Q: "Dude where are you going?" A: "Critler."

*Flush* "Ahhh... Critler accomplished."

by Renegade65 March 30, 2010

cliterbator

Derives from CLITORIS and MASTERBATOR. To sexually stimulate the clitoris to orgasm.

You may think you're a real studly cunt-fucker, but, unless you learn to be a cliterbator, the chicks will never chase after you.

by Denise Powers November 22, 2006

Critler

A critler is another way of saying, "I need to go crit hitler", or "The 50 cal is out of ammo...time to go crit hitler."

"Critting" refers to the act of dropping a duece or "bomb" in the toliet.

Critting got its meaning from RPG games, where you critical attack someone.

In this case you are critical attacking hitler with you're facilities...

The most common use of this word is on instant messaging, when typing out, I need to go take a crap is just not cool enough and/or takes too long to type out.

Hey *friend'sname* I need to go critler brb.

Critler

The 50 cal is out of ammo, going to try a different tactic.

I need to go crit hitler.

by silverfire675 March 29, 2010

Cliterrific

Awesome to the sex max in a way that surpasses terrific; incredibly orgasmic in nature

Man, that H-clap last night was cliterrific!

by Dennis August 19, 2004

Clitterpated

When a woman get's all worked up by a man, even if it's only by sight of him, and her clitoris begins to throb.

Just his breath on my neck gets me clitterpated.

by Michie Storm May 13, 2011

cliterate

Versed in the art of pleasing a woman through her clitoris to orgasm. Having knowledge or competence.

First usage in novel "The BrotherHood"

Author John Iovine pub. 2013

Alternative spelling:
clitorate

He's cliterate.

by scifiguy10312 February 1, 2013