Clingy Bitch Pasta

A woman who is way over done and sticks all over you.

I like my women al dente, don't want none of that clingy bitch pasta.

by Taberlin April 26, 2019

Clungeditioner

It's when you use conditioner instead of shaving foam when shaving your vagina with a fanny balder

She used clungeditioner and now she is smooth and soft, she is ready for that tounge lashing.

by Way-Way February 2, 2023

hif clanger

an unexpected erection that happens whenever.

hey guys suck my hif clanger

by hif clanger January 17, 2017

Stage Five Clinger

1. A potential romantic and/or sexual interest who quickly reveals him or herself to be too forward and needy. A pursuit that one suddenly realizes one must at once stop pursuing because they have, in turn, become the pursued. Fatal attraction to the extreme, indicated, most often, by excessive communication across various media, simultaneously (texting, email, Facebook, Twitter, postal mail, showing up at your place of work and/or school, phoning you, until you finally reply, and often relentlessly even if/when you do).

2. Also, Stage 5 Clinger. Same meaning as above; a person to whom one is not mutually attracted, at least not near so intensely or desperately. A person who makes inordinate assumptions of commitment and intimacy when in reality there is absolutely none, since both parties have not logically had enough time to commit or get close, nor shall they due to the clinginess.

1. "Bro, the date last night with Cheryl bombed majorly--total Stage Five Clinger. Woke up this morning to 563 texts and the emails are still comin' in...wants me to meet her parents and be her 'first'...."

2. "Ugh. Stage 5 Clinger. 'Nuff said!"

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

Chinged

London drill slang used to describe stabbing someone.

Did you hear? that E9 boy got chinged!

by mandem33 May 23, 2018

Clingonatar

Avatar name for the character who is eager and desperate, ready and willing, ready or not, I don't know karate but I know crazy.

Clinger
Bore
Master Manipulator
Chameleon
Drama
Manly

Watch out for a Clingonatar!

Clingonatar

by NascarFan4life October 16, 2010

Cling Wrap Condom

The act of using a condom that is made of cling wrap when there is no condoms available to fuck yo bitch and forshiz.

My bitch wanted me to have anal sex with her but i ain't got no condoms. I didn't wana get shit on my dick so i used some plastic wrap to make a cling wrap condom to protect my wang from poo germs!

by Azamatbagidov September 15, 2009