Climate Alchemist

Any scholarly individual for the past 100 years that have claimed that the world was going to end due to climate change.

Look. Another climate alchemist trying to figure out climate charge, but just can't seem to do it.

by Lord Raif Woulson November 9, 2021

Climate pros cough bomb

When servicing a package unit the tech farts into the indoor blower compartment before starting the unit back up.

I climate pros cough bombed the pharmacy today!

by HVACahole December 3, 2021

Political climate

The various political opinions and ideologies, as well as people’s overall opinion of the government and the numerous political parties that are active at the time, held by the numerous populations and subpopulations in a specific society in a specific geographical location, which can vary in terms of scale. Political climate can be observed on the local level, county level, state level, regional level, national level, and international level. Political climate can be impacted by various demographic factors such as the amount of ethnic diversity the population has, which religions are the most commonly practiced in that area, how densely populated the area is, the atmospheric climate the area they are in has, particularly what types of natural hazards are they most prone to have, the socioeconomic conditions like in that area, how well educated the people in that area are, etc.

The national political climate is moving to support more liberal policies, including police reform, increasing restrictions on guns, loosen restrictions on immigration, promote gender equality, and so on.

by Vanguard 1998 April 25, 2021

climatic degradation

The name of a song off The Black Dahlia Murder's new album "Nocturnal"

"The climatic degradation has deceased!!"

by dephaeced October 4, 2007

Climate Shock

When you get off the plane and the weather is an extreme difference from where you just were.

Departing from California airport: "I wonder what the weather is like at home"

Arriving in Seattle: "Wow, It's raining sideways." "I'm going into Climate Shock."

by awesomefreckle April 4, 2010

Forced Family Climate Bonding

Spending large amounts of time with family, especially children, due to adverse weather conditions that cause closures of schools, work, etc. Normally, this "quality time" soon turns to anarchy and a need for Wine or other booze for the parental units. Usually abbreviated FFCB.

After the fourth straight day without school, the FFCB (Forced Family Climate Bonding) was too much for her to handle and the children were given up for adoption immediately.

by schtingmon February 20, 2011

climate cuck

A person who is willing to let their environment get fucked and watch by the sidelines.

Dude, that governor was such a climate cuck he let all those drills frack his city.

by Expressed June 6, 2018