st. laurence high school

A high school located in Burbank, IL. STL is known for the best baseball team in the state and the worst football team in the state. The school is filled with crackhead teenagers who party in Midway or Bridgeport every single day. If you don’t live in Midway your gay basically. If you live in the burbs your not welcome to any of these crazy ass parties. Welcome to STL where everyone gives 0 fux and we are better then most schools around like Marist. DEFEND THE GLORY OF THE BLACK AND GOLD.

“Dude, have you heard of that school st. laurence high school they got the best parties around!”

“Yea no, I go to Marist so I wouldn’t know how st. laurence high school parties.”

by mUcHoMaNg0 July 20, 2019

Clarence

Rhyming slang for 'Vodka' (Clarence Boddiker from Robocop)

Let's get hammered on a bottle of Clarence

by RenfieldCordell April 27, 2010

Laurence

She's half of the time a french canadian girl. She's super sweet with everyone until you don't like her. Laurence can be such a bitch between your back, but if you're her victim, you've made something for it to happen. It's called karma, bitch.

Laurence is such an amazing friend.
She's my best bitch friend.

by Anawesomebitch September 12, 2020

Clarence Thomas

verb -- to place a pubic hair on a beverage container -- usualy done as a prank. Named after the United States Supreme Court Justice who allegedly held up a can of Coke and asked "who has put a pubic hair on my Coke?" to the woman (Anita Hill) he supervised and was harrassing sexually.

Bob pranked me bad last night by ordering 20 pizzas delivered to my room, but I got him back by Clarence Thomasing his Dr. Pepper at lunch.

by sguire June 8, 2013

Laurence Joke

A Bad Or Cheesy Joke. A Laurence Joke Is Never Funny And Are Random And Awkward.

Friend 1: What Do You Call A Cow With No Legs
Friend 2: I Dont Know What?
Friend 1: Ground Beef
Friend 2: Cmon That Was A Laurence Joke

by UrbanEel November 11, 2016

Clarence

Clarence is a smexy little peeny that likes to play.

Omg smexy peeny alert

HI CLARENCE

by Youoyoyooyiy October 26, 2018

Clarence

Clarence is awesome person one you get to know him but he is very shy so he might be hard to approach also he likes shy girls mostly not the popular ones and he is very creative and would rather draw than do his math homework he also is very chill and he is the coolest gamer you will ever meet he is very good in alot of games also he has a awesome mom

Friend1: YO that guy has a super high ranking!
Friend2: He must be a clarence
Clarence: ...thanks...
Clarence: *runs away*

Friend1: That new kid in class is very shy
Friend2: Yeah he seems hard to approach must be a clarence
Clarence: *thinks* how do i make friends

by juneiraoien July 31, 2019