"Oh dang, my girlfriend hasn't shaved in a couple days and my junk got chewed up by her shark carpet."
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When a baby is conceived by semen picked up off of the carpet. Often done by the "scooting method" where the male ejaculates onto the carpet and then the female scoots her vagina across the semen-covered area.
Ethan's insecurities arose upon the discovery that he himself was a carpet baby.
Oooo that boy is so fine I’d have his carpet babies!
Oooo that boy is so fine I’d have his carpet babies!
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2) True, rather than false -- i.e., "Carp" is the opposite of "cap."
2) True, rather than false -- i.e., "Carp" is the opposite of "cap."
"Carp's not sus, unlike Gurcsik, who may be sus."
"OK, class, let's go over these 'Carp or cap' questions..."
"OK, class, let's go over these 'Carp or cap' questions..."
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the semi-dry gelatinous goo found on the floor by your other half's PC, usually amongst the crumpled tissues.
by UKP August 21, 2010
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