Clarinetticorn

Popular and correct spelling is with two T's. A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. One can be a clarinetticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises).

Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"

Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"

Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarinetticorn"

by Clarinetticorn June 27, 2016

Golden Clarinet

A golden clarinet can also be described as a soprano saxophone. This is the safest of woodwind instruments seconded by the bass flute.

stroup played the golden clarinet better than any apple core in the state.

by oH nOO sHe BRoKe March 2, 2017

Cleaning the clarinet

The action of rubbing and tugging on one's penis that will eventually cause ejaculation.

I was cleaning the clarinet last night and it got all over the sheets.

by Johnny McLimp October 12, 2016

Clavinet

A stringed keyboard instrument known for its funky sound. Often played by Stevie Wonder and other funk musicians.

Superstition and Higher ground use the Clavinet.

by xXx420NoScOp3zxXx1995 September 24, 2013

Clarinet

I don't know I've never heard one.

Band Director: Ok band from the beginning
After the song ends
Band Director: Clarinets are you even playing

by fermatata November 23, 2018

clarinet mafia

the best group that you'd wanna be in..

yes we r clarinet mafia

by yesohyesohno September 8, 2020

Clariceism

The use of a word that only the user has an understand to the meaning, despite the user fully believing the word is of common use.

She stunned her peers when she announced "My hipacampaloop isn't working today". A true Clariceism

by BMaeson April 18, 2008