crippopotamus

Somebody who has been rendered disabled by morbid obesity.

- "Hey, Laura ate cake and pies so much that she can't walk any more."
- "Yeah, she's such a crippopotamus."

by Mr_Pc December 27, 2013

crippleshits

Debilitating, involuntary and powerful expulsion of the contents of the lower colon and/or rectum, barely arrested by a nimble brown eye muscle. Victims exhibit telltale "peg leg" like hobble as knees and ankles are locked out. Inquisitions for bathroom, broom closet, back alley, car wash, etc. normally accompany this demoralizing digestive state.

"Joe why u walkin' like that? You break your knees?"
"Naw bra-'sall good- Jus da Crippleshits. Where da bathroom in this joint?"

by TheSnakePit November 1, 2015

Cripnig

A crippled black person

Oh John, look at those cripnigs over there swimming in the public toilet!

by cripcracker June 5, 2019

Cripmas

The famous Christmas holiday that is turned into a time of giving for all the Crips out there; Celebrated on December 25th with a twist cause’ you a Crip year ‘round.

Javon: You know my baby momma tripping ‘cause Cripmas coming up.
Ken’Tarrius: Mane, I bet she want you to get her some diapers and pressure

Javon: I might have to get her both

by nationalslime December 24, 2019

Cripapled

When you are very energetic and also tired at the same time.

You look very tired camron!
Yeah I’m just cripapled.

by ShsksisisozoPs June 10, 2020

Cripa

Word used in (and originated from) Brazilian chans to describe a weirdo in a very offensive way or to describe someone who causes uncomfortable social interactions.

Also used in some English speaking chans as the pronunciation resembles "creepy" which further reinforces the meaning.

"Did you see the shit Jack said to that girl? She got very uncomfortable. What a cripa."

"Stop being a cripa and learn to talk normally with people."

"Fuck off cripa."

by MessiasOF May 28, 2023

whipple cripple

A word that someone desperately tries to publish so they can show their friends and have a laugh, even though it will undoubtedly be rejected.

Wow, another entry for whipple cripple. I'm starting to feel sorry for them.

by Boe Jiden the 3rd February 14, 2017