cigarette

a cigarette is something that people smoke. They get sick. They were under the impression that inhaling smoke was somehow better for you than inhaling oxygen.

'I thought cigarettes made your skin look better'

'no, it just makes you socially repugnant in california.'

by I am patchouli April 13, 2007

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A Highly addictive plant rolled in paper.

I one time puffed a cigarette and my whole life went down the drain

by varial May 9, 2004

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A cancer-giving device that has a long, cylindrical shaft, which you wrap your lips around and suck on. A penis generally has a long, cylindrical shaft as well. Interesting...

Male smokers are homosexuals in disquise. Quit smoking cigarettes, you become the fag that you are smoking.

by xXdarksliderXx October 10, 2005

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An instrument of death. Kills people around the smoker even quicker than it does the smoker, but the smoker apparently is too self-centered to care who dies as long as it isn't him/her, even if it's their own baby.

Smoker: Cigarettes don't do me THAT much harm.
Me: Maybe not, but secondhand smoke is twice as bad for someone else as the smoke is for you.
Smoker: But that's the whole point! I'm killing someone ELSE. I don't care who the hell dies from my cigarette smoke as long as it isn't me.
Me: Yeah, typical smoker attitude.

by D-Shiznit July 11, 2005

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Cigarette smokers create ugly, stinking mess everywhere they go. Smoking invariably causes bad breath in smokers. Most of the adult smokers can’t quit it because it’s extremely addictive, and they are helpless pussies.

I wld never want to kiss a smoker chick with bad breath. cigarette smoking is just the most stupid way of harming yourself and others around you. cigarettes are antisocial.

by Sm0k1ngs k1LLz January 12, 2009

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