Definitions by xXdarksliderXx

AFK 

Away From Kitchen. A time when your wife is not found in her natural habitat, and you must thus make your own sandwiches.

My wife is AFK, so I am starving like the kids in Ethiopia.

AFK by xXdarksliderXx April 8, 2006

From First To Last 

Who gives a fuck how old the singer is! The band kicks ass, let's leave it at that.

From First To Last has a unique sound.

From First To Last by xXdarksliderXx December 28, 2005

Cigarette 

A cancer-giving device that has a long, cylindrical shaft, which you wrap your lips around and suck on. A penis generally has a long, cylindrical shaft as well. Interesting...

Male smokers are homosexuals in disquise. Quit smoking cigarettes, you become the fag that you are smoking.

Cigarette by xXdarksliderXx October 10, 2005

Frutopia

A red fruity beverage that no black man can resist drinking when any other option of soft drinks are also available.

I'll take a number four with a frutopia.

Frutopia by xxdarksliderxx September 6, 2005

frosh

Two or more days of initiation to University. Activities include, among other things, drinking and partying.

Are you going to your faculty's frosh?

frosh by xXdarksliderXx September 6, 2005

War of The Worlds 

An absolutely horrible movie made by Stephen Spielberg. The plot was thrown together in such a crappy fashion that you really can't follow it and make any sense of it if you don't read the book.

War of The Worlds was the shittiest movie I ever saw.

War of The Worlds by xXdarksliderXx September 5, 2005

Iraq 

The only Middle-Eastern country that Americans can locate on a map. This is because Americans are ignorant to anything that doesn't involve them.

Son: Wow, pa, I know where Iraq is!
Father: Shut up and finish eating your grits.

Iraq by xXdarksliderXx September 3, 2005