going to get cigarettes

When someone says this, it usually means they've bailed on you.

Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.

Inbred redneck couple: "We're going to get cigarettes."
Al: "Shit!"

by DirkD January 24, 2007

cigarette kiss

When you light another person's or your next cigarette with your own lit cigarette.

She lit her boyfriend's cigarette with her own and handed it to him.
"Oh, cigarette kiss," he said.

by QueenofKings August 25, 2008

cigarette lunch

when you do have time to eat lunch, you smoke a cigarette instead. the cigarette suppresses your hunger tiding you over to the next meal.

Q:Hey, what did you have for lunch today?

A: nothing, i had a cigarette lunch

I have no time in between classes on tuesday to eat lunch, so i have a cigarette lunch while i walk to my next class.

by smokerjoecollegestudent November 17, 2009

Cigarettiquette

"Cigarette Etiquette"

The customary code of polite behaviour in society among smokers, with particular regard to cigarettes.

Examples:
- Offering a cigarette or lighter without being asked
- Passing an ashtray to a fellow smoker
- Properly extinguishing a cigarette to prevent a smouldering ashtray
- Being generous with tobacco and accessories regardless of payment offers

- Offering to pay when asking for a cigarette

- Leaving the last cigarette for the owner of the packet
- Respecting the lucky cigarette
- Respecting the space of non-smokers

"Hey, that's my last dart, where's your Cigarettiquette?"
"Dead guy Bryan doesn't take Cynthia's last smoke because he observes good Cigarettiquette"

by Maltese Farrell September 21, 2017

cigarette dance

happens when you smoke a cigarette outside while the wind keeps changing directions and you keep moving around trying to avoid the smoke.

Goll, i keep having to do the cigarette dance becuase the wind keeps changing directions and i don't want to smell!

by fuggit April 27, 2009

a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces

An alternate way of saying the phrase, "smoke and mirrors".

Hey Jake!
Didjya see that magician levitating that car?
It was all just a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces!

by Telephony September 12, 2014

Cigarette

Prison currency.

Woah, woah.. Calm down, man. I'll have your 85.5 cigarettes by next week

by Seven hundred dead possums July 12, 2010