chump

a stupid or gullible person

You chumps don't have a clue what this guy is up to.

by Light Joker April 21, 2005

two hump chump

A male who engages in very short sexual experiences. Only having enough stamina to last for a short while during sex.

Man he played then role of the two hump chump with Sue she was upset he came so quickly

by Maurice Hendrix May 13, 2005

chumpette

A gullible or foolish individual who also has the unfortunate distinction of being female.

Only a chumpette would be fool enough to fall for that old trick.

by Brash December 9, 2008

Beta Chump

Opposite of "Alpha Male". aka Mr Nice Guy. The guy who's giving up his dreams, time, energy, wealth and sanity to date or be in relationship with a single mother in which he'll always be dead last, catch table scraps, have no voice, be a silent witness to lack of discipline and be a punching bag for a child he had no involvement in creating, and he has to endure this for all the reasons he'll never understand. He's expected to be there unconditionally, pouring out endless love throughout intense drama from various sources, never being allowed to show real emotion or share real thoughts on situations in fear it'll cause trauma or damage to the one he loves because no amount of compassion in the world would ever be noticed when an "outsider" is sharing an objective opinion that could actually help the team he's not allowed to be on because it's an impenetrable force that has been violated and hardened long before he got on scene because the other beta chumps she dated that could never be as badass or have the manipulative connection that the alpha male who created this impenetrable team and set up this "us against the world" mentality that will continue to defy the ability for a woman to have a true connection with a man because she's so busy overcompensating for the fact the kid doesn't have a relationship with their real father, and so the Beta Chump with all the love, light, compassion and willingness he has to offer will never be recognized for the man he is.

Paul is her new Beta Chump...

by Betachump September 20, 2016

Off your chump

British slang of unknown origin meaning "crazy", like "off your rocker" or "out of your mind".

"I can't believe she tried to do that with only duct tape, a banana, and a bottle of Windex... that bitch was off her chump!"

"That may be true, but you're off your chump if you think you can get off without putting 'off your chump' in the example usage here."

by offmychump December 20, 2008

Rusty Chumper

The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.

I gave your mom the best rusty chumper!

by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010

chump up

to squeeze, tug, or otherwise stimulate the penis to a plump, but still flaccid state, generally for appearances.

I was about to climb in the shower when Todd's hot little sister busted in. I was standing there naked, and I didn't even have time to chump up! I don't know which of us was more embarassed.

by terriblefish June 4, 2006