Chud

When a penis is exposed in a vulnerable state, while the penis may not be in direct danger, it is also not in a safe space.

A Chud is usually recognizable by the extreme mix of shame and shock on the exposed individual's face, with an attempt to cover one's self as not to feel vulnerable with their privates exposed.

Chud is not confused with a Chode, but a Chode could be in a Chud state.

David opened the bathroom door unexpectedly after Jack got out of the shower, and Jack quickly grabbed a towel to cover his Chud.

by Daaaaaaaadddddddd December 28, 2020

Chud

Means hell or crap. Comes from Lawrenceburg Lingo.

What the chud is wrong with you.
What's all this chud

by Nick Weismiller May 18, 2004

Chud

A man who's pimple riddled face resembles a hybrid stuck somewhere between a chode and a pud. The look on his face makes you want to punch him and you would if his face wasn't leaking pus.

That Chud looks like he's chewing on some fat midgets cock every time he opens his mouth

by Lawrence Broadway February 7, 2010

Chud

A chud is a manly looking woman and sometimes can be refered to as a dike or lesbian. also as the man in a lesbian relationship.

Amy: "she looks like a chud!"

Amber: "she must be the man in the relationship!"

by Amy Dixon March 5, 2009

Chud

This is a tard....which is the same as a chud.....so tard and chud are the same thing basically.

Its a big meaty chud.....just lick the chud dip it shake it and suck it.....its a big meaty chud

by Jonny Gourlay May 12, 2007

Chud

The true patriot at heart. Characterized by a healthy love of beer, sports, no-homo bonding, and all things American

Oh man, her dad is such a chud. I aspire to be like him.

by DARBIE October 22, 2008

Chud

A Jewish person who gets mountain bikes stolen

Dude!! CHUD’s new full suspension Yeti got stolen last week!

WHAT!! He just bought that with the insurance money from the Santa Cruz he got jacked on his road trip to Cali!

by TitoLibowitz March 18, 2019