Christeena

Christeena is the coolest, nicest and prettiest person ever. She is very cute in both personalities and appearance. Christeena is very kind, generous and loyal- she'll never stab you in the back. Christeena is smart and she gives very good advice. She has the best smile and can make anyone smile. She has a great sense of humor and tries her best to make you comfortable. Christeena is the best girlfriend, everybody will fall for her. She is a great kisser and has the perfect body: sexy legs, gorgeous hair, skinny and elegant in every way. Christeena try's her hardest in everything, she never wants a person to be or feel left out. She always tries her best to make everyone happy. She's hard to get- but once she falls for him, she'll do everything in her power to keep him. Everybody loves her!

1. Person: Who is Christeena?
Boy: The most sexiest woman alive!

2. Person: I wish I was her boyfriend...
Person: Honestly, who doesn't ?
3. OMG, Christeena is super hot!

by Mygorgeousface November 23, 2021

Chrisanne

Chrisanne is the most wonderful person you'll ever meet. She's usually chill but when she gets mad, get ready for a storm of things rainin' at ya. Chrisanne is Sassy, Cute, Sarcastic, Pretty, Beautiful, and an absolute Idjit :). She's a good friend but if you hurt her trust, You ain't gettin' it back.

When you see a girl being herself, Shes a Chrisanne

by LordPotato3004 November 24, 2021

Christen Press

Christen Press is a player of Angel City FC and the USWNT. She's great human being. She loves teasing her fans and is very domestic with Tobin Heath

Christen is a very fast player and scores beautiful goals.
She is also very kind and have an infectious smile

That's such a Christen Press thing to do

by Preather August 1, 2022

Hoopa Doopa Christening!

The act of giving (a baby) a Juggalo name at birth as a sign of admission to the ICP fan club, while baptizing them in Faygo. Circumcision usually takes place shortly after.

You have been cordially invited to our son's Hoopa Doopa Christening! on Saturday, August 4th at 2pm.

by Bathing Suit Net Collector August 31, 2016

Christen

a heartless douche bag who enjoys cheating on girls and dumping them for little girls. VERY bad in bed. small dick. Doesn't value anything especially love. often dumps girls. Isn't very hot. thinks hes super cute but his nose is fucked up:) plays baseball and is a dumb ass player

CHRISTEN JOE CROSBY:)

by verypissedoff January 8, 2012

Christen

An initiation ritual sometimes performed by obnoxious adolescents on people or new objects and buildings. In its most explicit form, the act involves pressing or touching the scrotum to a person or object that has not yet been cristened.

The word can be used in a more mild when used to describe any initial use of an item.

"Oh wow Sarah is that a new hat?"
"Thanks Steve, yes I just bought it"
"Has it been christened yet?"
"What is that?"
"Look over there"
...
"See? Now its been christened"
"Delete me off everything Steve im calling HR"

by ScienceBomb August 13, 2018

Creampie Christening

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Texas Toaster Strudel, Frosting the Snowman, Return to Sender

Dude 1: Bro I busted a fat but in this girl last night and she got so wet she came and shot my load back on to me and all over the head board.

Dude 2: Broooo she just gave you a Creampie Christening

by DJRoms December 3, 2020