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Hoopa Doopa Christening!

The act of giving (a baby) a Juggalo name at birth as a sign of admission to the ICP fan club, while baptizing them in Faygo. Circumcision usually takes place shortly after.
You have been cordially invited to our son's Hoopa Doopa Christening! on Saturday, August 4th at 2pm.
by Bathing Suit Net Collector August 31, 2016
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hayden christensen

Although this guy is deffinetly straight, he has the WORST acting ability I have EVER seen. He pretty much fails at his role as Anakin Skywalker.
Hayden Christensen: *Sappy Doofus Voice* Don't make me kill you...
by S4v4nn4h April 8, 2006
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Christen

a heartless douche bag who enjoys cheating on girls and dumping them for little girls. VERY bad in bed. small dick. Doesn't value anything especially love. often dumps girls. Isn't very hot. thinks hes super cute but his nose is fucked up:) plays baseball and is a dumb ass player
CHRISTEN JOE CROSBY:)
by verypissedoff January 8, 2012
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Hayden Christensen

The Hottest guy on Earth, who is also married to the hottest girl on Earth, Nila. Dark Blonde, Blue-green eyes, 6'1, a smile to die for. Everything a girl could want, except he's already taken.
What a shame Hayden Christensen is already taken by Nila, otherwise I'd definitely go for him!!
by Neelaville July 21, 2008
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Christen

An initiation ritual sometimes performed by obnoxious adolescents on people or new objects and buildings. In its most explicit form, the act involves pressing or touching the scrotum to a person or object that has not yet been cristened.

The word can be used in a more mild when used to describe any initial use of an item.
"Oh wow Sarah is that a new hat?"
"Thanks Steve, yes I just bought it"
"Has it been christened yet?"
"What is that?"
"Look over there"
...
"See? Now its been christened"
"Delete me off everything Steve im calling HR"
by ScienceBomb August 13, 2018
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Crislenny

A Smart Hispanic Girl who has a sexy body she's not a virgin shes a pretty naughty girl she likes lightskins and if your cute enough shes willing to smash she might seem boring but if shes yours shes freaky af.
Kid :Omg who is that!?
Future Boyfriend:She got a sexy body i would smash thats a crislenny
by shsuikaga May 11, 2019
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Creampie Christening

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Texas Toaster Strudel, Frosting the Snowman, Return to Sender
Dude 1: Bro I busted a fat but in this girl last night and she got so wet she came and shot my load back on to me and all over the head board.

Dude 2: Broooo she just gave you a Creampie Christening
by DJRoms December 3, 2020
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