count chodula

That chode at school, most commonly of the preppy group, that wears his "colla popped" all of the damn time because he thinks he is "real fly."

That kid is such a count chodula.

by kstrachdeuce September 13, 2007

Count Choculas Surprise

The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...

“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Cunt Chocula

Eating at the “Y” and getting a shart meal.

I was pleasuring my girlfriend when she decided to break out the cunt chocula.

by Resin Pimp November 4, 2021

Premature Chopulation

When you chop someone while playing Tesla Chop but it in fact was not a Tesla. The chopped party receives two chop backs to be used immediately.

That wasn't a Tesla, it was a Honda, so that was a premature chopulation.

by Incomplete Biped November 26, 2021

The Count Chocula

When a white girl performs oral sex on multiple black males in succession, without swallowing or spitting out the sperm of any male and counting each nut followed by "Ha Ha Ha".

"BlubOneBluh HA HA Haaaayuucck,

Two *Cough* HA HA *Gag* Haaa"

The Count Chocula

by Tawfik the Terrible Terrorist November 28, 2018