consexual failure

when your best friend(s) invite you to their house with the promise of "getting some" and they fail repeatedly.


from "con" meaning to trick or deceive

"i was hanging out with my friends because they said they were going to hook me up but it was consexual failure."

by jonny456321 February 19, 2009

Chomosexual

Slang for pedophile

Tristen is a chomosexual because his girlfriend is underage

by R. Arson May 23, 2021

consexual

confused about your sexuality.

your mom is consexual

by Daniel1123 June 20, 2007

Consexual

Consexual-the idgaf sexual you will like someone regardless of gender ,relationship stadis ,relation ,age , and sexuality this will be mostly baced on looks it is verry hard for you to like someone who is not atractive in your eyes and you dont fall in love with someone easly unless they are perfect in your eyes or close this is a conseted sexuality but you cant help it you were born this way.

An example would be "I think im consexual because im in love with my gay *cousin* who has a boyfriend and is 6 years older than me

by ABrendaM April 12, 2017

Charsexual

A person who isn't attracked to males or females.
They just aren't attracked to anything.

No they are not attracked to animals either you sick.

Girl: Hey Wanna go out with me sometime?
Boy: No sorry
Girl: Why not?? are you Gay or something?
Boy: No I'm charsexual.

by Uikik November 9, 2006

Consexualise

giving any idea or item a sexual overtone

So we get a newspaper and to give the guys something to look at, let's put some tits on Page 3,

wow, excellant consexualising

So beer, how do we make appeal to guys,

consexualise that one
girls, girls girls,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

chomosexual

Someone who is never going to get laid in his life other than by stretching his penis into his anus

"Scott is a chomosexual"

by Philip J February 13, 2003