chodesicle

Chodesicle: A chode but only on a stick, like a popsicle.

Person A: So what did you have at lunch today?
Person B: Fries and a drink.
Person A: NO! you had a chodesicle!
Person B: Thats chodetacular!

by Pasty boi June 12, 2007

chodey

A useless motorcycle salesman that alienates all he comes in contact with. One who profits from lies. Smells like a trucker's used roid cushion after a cross country run. Often confused for being gay, except that not even the gay community will except him.

I work with this guy at the bike shop who is a real chodey.

by AARON MORGAN May 16, 2006

Chodey McChoderson

A person who is so short he/she is like a chode.

Arrite Chodey McChoderson!

by Smackead McCrackead November 10, 2003

Chodesmith

A person specialising in the unlocking of the chode key from the lock of delight.

Danielle had to call a chodesmith when the man she was screwing got stuck in her twilight surprise

by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010

Chodely

1) A way to insult a guy in saying that he is so lame and fat, almost looking like a person size chode in male form. He also has to be cocky and horny but get no girls.

2) Can also be used as fat and ugly

1) He is so chodely, I have a hot snack everytime I see him because he is so ugly and fat! PLEASE DON'T DATE HIM!

2) Ew that sausage is so chodely looking!

by Hotmess27 September 13, 2009

Chodes

A nice cock that goes in your wife

Our chodes were in your wife

by Zjs skdbsjdvd August 29, 2020

Chodey

1.) A widely used alias given to an insecure ginger faggot who sexually exposed himself to his homies and peers in order to garner arousement.

2.) An adjective to describe Short, Chubby people or objects.

"Yo Christopher, did you see the size of Chodey's cock?!" - "Yeah man, that shit was microscopic!"

by benjaminstopkackalaka69 April 9, 2023