clefton

1. A red-neck want to be.
2. Someone who acts like a redneck but lives a privileged middle class life.
3. Camaro driving, budweiser drinking, black t-shirt wearing, mullet haircut, bowling kind of suburban asshole.

While Mike lives in the burbs he's a total clefton.

by Chosney September 15, 2003

Cleft Dick

A person who is often very rude and derogatory.
A deformity at the end of a penis head.
A stud who gets a lot of sex.

John: Man you are a real loser, who still likes Star Wars.
Frederick: Hey that waasn't nice, Stars Wars was a great achievement. I am a Jedi Master.
John: Man your never gonna get any puttang.
John: Go screw yourself cleft dick!

by pussymonsterdickblocker February 18, 2009

Cleft

Ben Stuart Shardlow Brannan

“Ben you fucking cleft”, Billy exclaimed as Ben smeared his orange shit on Billy’s bedroom walls

by paedophilic man child October 11, 2019

cleftal horizon

The transition area between gluteal cleft and buttock. An area that is not definitively crack or cheek.

A pubic louse in the in the butt-crack of murdered prostitute lying naked, face down, in the middle of the street at dusk would observe the sun to set over the cleftal horizon.

by ITMoss January 20, 2011

natal cleft

medical term for butt crack.

She has a huuuuge natal cleft.

by butt crack May 13, 2005

cheft

Meaning "cheese left." When you pull a slice of pizza out of the whole pie, it's the little bit of cheese, sauce, and toppings that come off the tip of your pizza slice.

"You swiped my cheft! I was going to eat that."

"The cheft is the best part of the pizza...all that pepperoni and cheese left in the box."

by Chris Felax May 1, 2007

Viking Chieftain

The worst thing in existence

Omg its a Viking Chieftain lets watch it die to the peasant over there

by ALEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD October 22, 2020