cockolate-chip cookie

A penis dipped in chocolate; A chocolate chip cookie baked in penis form.

A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.

Dude: "Hey person with a vagina, want a cockolate-chip cookie?"
Vagina: "uh..sure."
8===D 0:

by @PEINPE October 2, 2011

Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle

A sex act almost identical to the Fallabama Waffle. A person shit on their partners chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus simulating the ov a waffle. Then the person scrapes their partners dingle berries out ov their ass crack and flicks them off ov his penis onto the shit waffle. Thus creating the look ov chocolate chips. Then the person jizzs on it to simulate the look ov syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.

One Fallabama Chocolate Chip Waffle coming up.

by BigEvil13 December 13, 2010

V-Chip

Chip created in the early 1990's? that allows parents to control TV channels viewed by their children. Yet utterly found useless for the fact that most adults are ignorant when it comes to new technologies such as computers and anything digital and were unable to use them.

His mom bought a V-Chip for the TV but doesn't know how to use it.

by SeanMurface April 25, 2006

Chip giblet

The crusty pieces of chip shrapnel at the bottom of the bag no one eats or throws away. Equivalent to the end piece of bread.

Does anyone want the chip giblets? If not, I’m throwing them away.

by Macdray June 23, 2020

ocean chip

When you put cum on your lips wait for it to dry, then eat it.

John:You know I love me some ocean chips!
Jim:What are those?
John:Wanna try one? ;)

by JCTheRappinKing December 18, 2018

Chip in

Being helpful, take part in

Yo, can't you see I'm carrying this really heavy box. Come on, chip in!

by Blasgaroth January 13, 2009

V-Chip

An electronic device used to block television shows and stations.

Mostly used by people I don't know.

If the contollor person in your house decides they only want you to wacth "Nova" they can set it so that th V-chip will only allow you to wacth pbs on your television.

by Plustax December 28, 2005