chimpanic

A group of loud, wild, clueless young men who in the midst of a weekend party cause destruction.

The dorm's elevators don't work due to the chimpanic on the third floor.

by untitled user October 16, 2005

The Chimpanzee

A way of jacking off.
It is performed while hanging upside down from a tree.
The goal is to not accidentally nut in your face.

Joe: I blew a load into my mouth while I was doing the chimpanzee yesterday
Chad: My brudda that's insane

by mypeenfat August 16, 2020

Chimpanzees

Don't use dick size in sexual selection.

Iam "He says chimpanzees don't even use dick size in sexual selection."

Hym "Well, I guess some people are worse than animals, huh?"

Iam "Heh... Sorry. That's not funny."

Hym *Bwahahahahaha! Aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

Chimpanzee Frown

It is the precise antithesis of a chimpanzee smile. The ultimate expression of despair.

The children raced down the steps on Christmas morning only discover that somehow Santa seemed to have skipped over their home. The only gift they received that year were a bunch of chimpanzee frowns.

by m o g w a i June 27, 2007

Chumpshank

A person who is a mix of your buddy one minute, then your enemy, and a snitch. They intentionally try to get you into trouble and make it seem unintentional.

Man this guy at work let word slip to my boss that I was late and I got fired. He is such a Chumpshank!

by Neandrethal May 13, 2010

Chimpotent

A Chav who is impotent. Combining the two names.

I pulled down my girlfriend`s tracky bottoms and was still floppy. I must be a Batty boy and be Chimpotent.

by Daggg June 2, 2010

chimstare

Named for the lesbian couple Cheryl Cole and Kimberley Walsh (known affectionately as "Chim"), the chimstare is a look one might give to an attractive women. To give a proper chimstare, one must first blatantly check out the woman's chest, and then proceed to stare her in the eyes until she notices.

John: "I'm in love with Jane but she doesn't even know I exist."
Tom: "Go give her a chimstare, she'll see you."

by chimfan May 6, 2011