2 definitions by m o g w a i

Chimpanzee Smile

The most radiant expression of joy any primate can exhibit.

The lights dimmed, brad postured himself on one knee and presented a tiny crush velvet box to Stacey. The one time whore was so overcome with emotion that her lips parted from ear to ear presenting one of the most gorgeous chimpanzee smiles in God's creation.

by m o g w a i June 5, 2007

Chimpanzee Frown

It is the precise antithesis of a chimpanzee smile. The ultimate expression of despair.

The children raced down the steps on Christmas morning only discover that somehow Santa seemed to have skipped over their home. The only gift they received that year were a bunch of chimpanzee frowns.

by m o g w a i June 5, 2007