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Chernobyl Stump Stroke

A hand job from a woman with no hands.
I got a Chernobyl Stump Stroke from this chick last night... took freakin' forever.
by OneTimeOnlySeriously July 27, 2011
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Chernobyl Griddlecake

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The act of intercourse shared amongst three sets of Siamese twins.
The popularity of Chernobyl Griddlecakes plummeted with the advancement of modern plastic surgery.
by TheSimpleTruth1697 August 5, 2016
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Chernobyl Fleshlight

A vagina or pocket pussy with a patina of yeast, bacterial infection, mold, and/or fungus on any part of it.
I was about to hook up with Svetlana but saw her Chernobyl Fleshlight as her panties dropped and got out as soon as possible.
by El Grotesqueso June 21, 2019
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Chernobyl Uranium Stainium

The Chernobyl Uranium Stainium is when one shits in their pants so hard it has to be considered a nuclear accident.
You hear about John's Chernobyl Uranium Stainium?
by Coco puffs chomper December 3, 2020
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Chernobylpuss

Any vagina that looks as though it has recieved a large dose of radiation. This usually applies to a promiscuous women, or in special cases someone who just has a very odd looking vagina.
Hey did you see Lindsay Lohan in that green dress? Was that a chernobylpuss or what? Or, Oh my god i pulled down this girls pants and it looke like her vagina was melting onto her thighs.
by Wolf Venture Capitalists November 30, 2009
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chernobylling

chernobylling

The act of performing a mundane activity whilst your penis is inserted into chiwawa's asshole. This is also a very renowned sport which tests athlete's endurance and speed know as chernobylling racing.
My neighbour peered over the garden fence on sunday and was suprised to see me doing some gardening with a chiwawa hanging off my manhood. My wife took him to the side and simply explained that it was common for me to do a spot of chernobylling while she cooked the sunday roast. He seemed happy with that and was chernobylling himself the following week with a huge smile across his face
by Blindaces March 1, 2010
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Full Chernobyl

When someone drops a shit or a sequential series of shits in one session so horribly rank, that much like the site of the Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster, the after effects result in parts of the bathroom no longer being suitable for human inhabitation, sometimes regardless of the duration of time after going Full Chernobyl.
As soon as I walked into the bathroom at work my eyeballs melted. I gasped for air but my throat had all but turned to a charred crisp. I fell to the ground as my joints instantly deteriorated. As my skin began to crack and fall off of my bones like butter from a warm knife, I knew that this was the fallout from Jake going Full Chernobyl in the staff bathroom.
by Self Taught Gynecologist April 10, 2017
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