Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

by Devine Broccolini April 25, 2008

Chewed Orange

A soreness of the arse-hole after excessive use.

1. She had an arse like a chewed orange by the time i'd finished with her.

2. (Whilst suffering with diarrhea) I've got an arse like a chewed orange.

by jonidee May 17, 2007

cheesed off

to express frustration

arg, im so cheesed off with this version of pacman, i can never eat that darned strawberry in time.

by beangirl March 6, 2007

cheesedicks

Cheesedicks refers to people whose motto could be described as "Take everything that you can." These are people that are focused on their needs alone and disregard the feelings and needs of others.

The "cheese" in cheesedicks refers to the cheesy sebaceous matter found between the glans penis and the foreskin in males and the clitoral hood and clitoris in females.

Can be used interchangeably with douches, asshats and dicks.

Those guys at Comcast are some serious cheesedicks.

Why are those cheesedicks blocking bit torrents?

I wish I didn't have to do business with those cheesedicks.

by John Dohhh February 25, 2008

Chewed like food

To be extremely high on Marijuana. If you are just a little on the high side, you are chewed. If you have red skittles for eyes, a craving for pickles and peanut butter and you just mistook your cat for your pillow.... you sir are Chewed like food.

I shouldn't have smoked that last bowl, I have to work in 20 minutes and I'm chewed like food.

by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011

Cheeked

(Verb) Receiving such an ass-whooping, specifically in American Football, that your cheeks are bloodied from the beating

(Verb) In 2016, the end result of any opponent playing the Alabama Crimson Tide Football Team

(Verb) The resulting effect of the Cleveland Browns 2016 schedule

"The game is over, the game is finally fuckin over, once again the final score is: The Alabama Crimson Tide 63, (insert any Big Ten, Big 12, Pac 12 School name here) CHEEKED"

"Damn Hue Jackson, it's just a Cheeked life for you and your shitty Browns this year, huh?"

"And would you believe it, Ol' Ricky thought he could get around the end on the option sweep! Ricky got dat ass CHEEKED!"

by blorpy October 13, 2016

Arse- chewed

getting told off as in being severly told off , even being shouted at. Usually used in work situations, army and at school.

at work, "i got my arse- chewed the other night for not locking up correctly"

by [e-mail] August 9, 2006